bluebird lake

Went outside and saw a bat flying around. Then i saw a toad in the yard. Straight up like a witch’s brew out there . Stay safe

evangelion is very good so far but i can already tell that it's gonna be ground zero for awful takes

ur not going to believe this but there's europeans eating a hamburger and being amazed :0 and look!! here's a video of a professional vocal coach listening to bohemian rhapsody for the first time :0 holy shitttt

yeah I'm going to need your government ID and live face picture and address history and next of kin and your finger print and genome sequence to post that draft about "filling the bread slicer at lidl with sand"

I should be smoking weed with sluts not whatever the fuck this is

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

originally posted aug 1, 2018 lol

They should make little dolls that mimic all of a persons movements so u can put the doll in a glass box and see what that person is doing all day

this post has more people in my inbox defending working for lockheed martin than you'd expect