maybe we’re in the timeline god abandoned

ohmy

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

i think if i ever saw junepei tucking each others hair behind their ears i might just combust like [999 spoiler]

if i could i'd chop junpei up freeze dry and blend him so i could snort him like crack cocaine

oh wait :(

sometimes you're genuinely interested in fictional hets but the fan conception of their getting together is so dire & scary [heterosexually married with babies etc] that you genuinely start to feel it would be a happier ending to you if they just died in each other's arms instead

[about a fictional man i really like & even think is good with the woman in question] i need to kill him before he can get her pregnant

junpei after reading one book on feminism: [rawdogging shots] misogyny permeates our society...............