look at this wonderful mess that we've made

Also for the fact that they gave us this gem:

EP 1

not phoenix still having the charm he shares with miles :') also not him riding his bike like a NERD

how did i not process that aaa (lol) was going to have its own opening??? sunflowers?? im so confused

i miss mia deeply why did she have to die

"because i owe him a favor" unless you're actually referring to miles, phoenix, thats such a weird way of saying that you and larry have known each other for years and you are very sick of and used to his bullshit

oh nvm he is referring to miles. who has nothing to do with this case lol

why is the courtroom rendered so much more than any of the characters i really hate when shows do that

wait why is he saying larry is the one who motivated him to become an attorney??? this is a lie excuse me i know my naramitsu trivia

im going to need to relearn everyone's name

did we like never address that larry was accused of murdering his girlfriend? that is very traumatic we don't give him enough credit

crunchyroll ads are glitching all over the place 🙄

ohhh i love the fact that its the same music as in the games and all of the effects and dramatic eye slash cuts

why can the witness airbend when he points at people??

"how can i fail you, after coming so close?" i love how all of this dramatic monologuing is actually about miles

ok im a big fan of the 'full story' section i appreciate the closure

EP 2

why is this episode inexplicably in english??? what??? like i appreciate it but im immensely confused

dramatic commercial -> cuts to maya sobbing in a cell

MILES I MISSED YOU!! but your hair looks terrible why is it so big

nick and maya's friendship is everything to me. like name a franchise with a better m/f friendship. double dumbass energy while also being incredibly smart

EP 3

"so you believe the victim died and then wrote down the name??" "uh... i guess? kinda weird." girl why is this so much funnier than the game

"the report was changed from died instantly... to pretty much instantly" BRO WHAT IS THIS IM CACKLING

*april appears* *everyone gapes at her but miles* (maya i saw that)

TEENAGE MIA AND BABY MAYA???

AHHH

EP 4

why does maya look like that when she channels mia 😩 i love ace attorney but their sexualization of women in some places AND the way they treat spanish and hispanic people is terrible

not miles having a mental breakdown at losing lol

EP 5

about to torture myself by watching/reading the will powers case for the FIFTH time. i literally hate this case with a passion its so long why

what in gods name is von karma doing here already??? i thought he didnt show up until next case

i love phoenix's voice. it fits his character so well

- just because the death is canon doesn’t mean you shouldn’t tag your fic as major character death