The Babe with the Power.

Raise a hand if too many of these felt like a personal attack ✋🏻

So, good news and bad news. Good news: a sun bear is around the size you're talking about. Bad news: they are an endangered species and, as such, are not legal to own (they are also still wild animals and dangerous).

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

I'm baffled. How do you not notice the plants that were little yellow dudes 2 days ago are now the fluffy white bastards? I feel like this is less ignorance and more a total lack of awareness of one's surroundings. I can’t remember a time I didn't know the two flower forms of a dandelion.

To the ask: sure, but also no? Multiverse theory says many things, depending on the version. One of which is that any universe that can be conceived of exists out there. Meaning, assuming it didn't already exist, just imagining the events, not even needing to write them, is enough to bring that universe into existence. You can't fault someone for that, especially since many ideas just pop in. You can't fault anyone for their intrusive thoughts.

I would pick seat 5 if I were Izuku. Yes, it's by a killer, but it's by a killer who has no interest in harming HIM. Stain likes Izuku, sees him as the kind of TRUE hero that the world needs, and has even protected him. Honestly, it's overall probably the safest seat on the plane for Izuku specifically. Even with Compress behind him, he has no particular vendetta against Izuku, and Aizawa in front of him is obviously not a threat to him, so it's (in my opinion) the objectively best choice.

sonic movie-verse au where tom and maddie find shadow not sonic (they already found tails and knuckles don’t as how) and he’s injured so he’s gotta wait until he’s healed to leave but he’s the worlds WORST patient and keeps yammering on about finding something important so he need to leave NOW but refuses to elaborate when they ask him about it and then they see the news where sonic is fucking up tokyo (by accident) and shadow is like my other half/partner and then finally spills the beans that they were both on the ark together and were, quite literally, made for each other to balance each other out.

I love this!!! Someone please write this!

😍😃 two of my favorite ships merged?! YES!!!