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It's basically the inside joke me and @corevernal have where we say "That's it I'm putting him in the deep fryer" or some other stupid appliance dshkjdfshks

Script by me. We all know who voiced this. Gianni did amazing and I keep cackling at it XD

Transcript below the cut:

And, yet, he's so painfully HUMAN. God. He's a pathetic deadbeat dad who thinks he's so cool, while fucking up simple missions, divorced by his wife, strikes dumb poses because he genuinely believes he's aura farming. He is just. everything you would NOT expect from a living weapon.

He's just so EARNEST. So raw and genuine. In stark comparison to PUZZLES, who USED to be human. Who you would expect to BE human in his personality and behavior. And obviously he is. Puzzles is a complete mess, and what's more human than that?

But Puzzles puts on acts and personas all the time. He was born human, but essentially taught and "raised" to be more machine than anything else. He's always work-oriented, in a way. Never ABLE to be genuine. Always scheming, always trying to achieve a goal. He does not know how to relax. He does not know how to form bonds with others.

Posting again because I accidentally put it out of order ops🥲