Unova Immigration Hates Me

I heard a rumour that if you make a shrine of rocks for it and then muck about in the Underground it’ll hatch into a Pokémon.

can someone in IT explain to me why the work PC is flooded with literally hundreds of porygon right now

This news is flooding the interregional group chat and on one hand I’m delighted that the public Sinnoh system was quarantined in time, but also OMA, I’m now running tech support for these poor Silph co employees it’s a nightmare.

i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists

There’s a massive one in a grove just southwest of Lake Acuity. It’s about a half day’s trek from Snowpoint, but is pretty obvious once you see it. I’d suggest informing the Snowpoint Rangers before you go though, it’s a protected heritage site and there’s been some vandalism problems in the past. You want to make sure they know you’re not there to cause trouble. Anyways yeah, that thing has enough evolution energy that it could power a million Ninetales!