There is nothing more infuriating in this world than a confident incompetent person.


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There is nothing more infuriating in this world than a confident incompetent person.

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A Troubled Guide to the GAIA Gang (2/2) - the honourary members:
(AKA, they should have been part of the team goddamit)
A Troubled Guide to the GAIA Gang (1/2):
I want to see that girl.
In honor of the Nil server's one year anniversary, we're having a Nil celebration week! Any Nil pairing! Whatever catches your fancy! The tropes will be celebrated as follows:
Sunday (Aug 6): "Who did this to you?" / "They hurt you" Seasonal/Tribal Festivals Monday (Aug 7): -I'm sorry your honor, they're both idiots -Omegaverse Tuesday (Aug 8): -One Bed -Weddings Wednesday (Aug 9): -Touch-starved Nil -Falling Asleep Together
Thursday (Aug 10): -"Why did you take that hit for me" -Slowdancing
Friday (Aug 11): -Finding an endless number of knives underneath the bathroom sink/on a person -Soulmates
Saturday (Aug 12): -"I didn't have anywhere else to go" -Makeup Sex (or cuddles)
If you're interested in celebrating the best boy with us, you're welcome to join the server HERE

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A ship has come out for this game I am part of the fandom. One canon ship. We know there will be a third game. So before anyone begins (see: continues) wailing and gnashing their teeth, or saying that all other ships are invalid and all the absolutely VILE things that go along with that, I want to say something.
CHILL THE FUCK OUT.
This is fandom. Make-believe in a sandbox someone else made. We have another full game and likely an expansion coming. More ships could be added. There is nothing to be gained from starting the “only — ship is valid” it will tear the fandom apart.
So breathe. Step back. Go enjoy the game. Read or write or draw or do whatever it is you enjoy about the fandom experience, EXCEPT shit on other people’s enjoyment of this thing.
I doubt this will go beyond my small little group here, but I needed to say it.
The Final
How appropriate that the final is a three-way battle between the characters who were most determined to flirt with Aloy.
The biggest flirt is
Nil
Petra
Vanasha
The best Horizon: ZD side character
Starting Brackets:
Straight villain: Dervahl vs Ahsis
Gone too soon: Bast vs. Vala
Questionable facial hair: Balahn vs. Erend
Sweet cinnamon roll: Teb vs. Itamen
Rehabilitation vs corporal punishment: Avad vs. Janeva
MILF: Sona vs. Nasadi
GILF: Teersa vs. Lansra vs. Jezza
The exposition guys: Ligan vs. Marad
Girls who can crush my head with their thighs: Petra vs. Nakoa
What is wrong with you?: Nil vs. Helis
Morally-grey antagonist helpers: Sylens vs. Olin
Please step on me: Vanasha vs. Talanah
Would help me move a couch, god bless: Varl vs. Uthid
Now with links!
(Can’t believe both Erend and Talanah went out in the first round!)
ROUND TWO:
Sibling rivalry: Vala vs. Varl
The wise elder: Teersa vs. Marad vs. Sylens
The ray of sunshine: Teb vs. Petra
Questionable facial hair, round two: Balahn vs. Ahsis
Carja boyz to men: Avad vs. Nil
Savior vs. saved: Nasadi vs. Vanasha
ROUND THREE:
Spy vs. Spy: Marad vs. Vanasha
Outpost rulers: Balahn vs. Petra
Oh no stele3′s faves: Nil vs. Varl
What's the best Nil ship?
Nil x Aloy
Nil x Kotallo
Nil x Fashav
Nil x Kotallo x Aloy
Nil x Kotallo x Aloy x Fashav
Nil x Teb
Nil x Avad
Nil x Avad x Aloy
Nil x Aloy x Drakka
Nil x Other (let me know in comments/tags!)
Which Nil is your favorite?
ZD Nil (feathers, facial hair, eye tats)
FW Nil (racer extraordinaire)
Both (Nil is Nil is Nil)

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Build an Avad
overcomplicated sun crown
the saddest soggiest eyes known to man
very smoochable royal schnoz
soft trembling pouty mouth
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slinky hips
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“While many people think fanfiction is about inserting sex into texts (like Tolkien’s) where it doesn’t belong, Brancher sees it differently: “I was desperate to read about sex that included great friendship; I was repurposing Tolkien’s text in order to do that. It wasn’t that friendship needed to be sexualized, it was that erotica needed to be … friendship-ized.” Many fanfiction writers write about sex in conjunction with beloved texts and characters not because they think those texts are incomplete, but because they’re looking for stories where sex is profound and meaningful. This is part of what makes fan fiction different from pornography: unlike pornography, fanfic features characters we already care deeply about, and who tend to already have long-standing and complex relationships with each other. It’s a genre of sexual subjectification: the very opposite of objectification. It’s benefits with friendship.”
— Francesca Coppa, “Introduction to The Dwarf’s Tale,” The Fanfiction Reader (via francescacoppa)
Someone put it into words. I gotta sit down
(Why does this belong on my decidedly not-fan-fiction-related blog, you ask? Because this quote illustrates very well how assuming that anything where people put sex in it is debasing it, objectifying it, or simply ‘sexualizing’ it, etc. often misses a lot of the real picture of why people do that thing.)
First time here on tumblr. Wanted to share this animatic i made of Aloy and Nil's story in hzd :) made a tumblr acc because I wanna be able to mention the authors responsible for making me love this ship @pikapeppa @kittleskittle @mythicaitt @escafiils @im-not-corrupted @poppypopp thank you for your stories <3
I'm off to fight God does anyone want anything?
Sorry everyone, God didn't drop anything worthwhile, only soup.
It means he only DROPPED SOUP
Well get out of the INCREASED SOUP DROP RATE universe
ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME, I'LL GO KILL ANOTHER GOD
The other God ALSO dropped soup?????????????????????
what do you mean the other god also dropped soup???????
It means I killed him and he only dropped soup!
GO INTO THE NEXT UNIVERSE
NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO FARM FOR RARE ITEMS, THE GODS KEEP DROPPING SOUP!
I'M FIGHTING THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP GODS!
FUCK YOU!!!!
I’ve seen so much bad faith discourse today that could easily be solved by everyone acknowledging that multiple things can be true at once because the world is actually really complex.
Still stewing about this. Like… everybody wants there to be some sort of definitive Maslow’s Hierarchy of Oppression for all situations instead of accepting that different power dynamics can simultaneously exist on multiple axes. And I’m sorry but it just doesn’t work that way.
Let’s look at my grandfather as an example:
He was an Indian man born under colonial British rule who supported the Indian National Army, an armed force formed by Indian nationalists and Imperial Japan in 1942 in Southeast Asia during World War II. He was studying and working in the US during the war and wasn’t able to return to India in order to fight with them, but I know he wanted to. And on one hand, fighting to end British colonial rule in India was 100% a noble goal. I’m fully down with giving a hearty “fuck you” to British imperialism.
But on the other hand… the Japanese were an Axis power with their own history of imperialism, and were endeavouring to establish even greater dominion over China and Korea (the latter of which had already been annexed by Japan in 1910). And on top of that, they were allied with, y’know, the Nazis, which… as a Jewish person, I have to just say: Not great, Bob!
I mean, you had this Indian military force that was fighting against British colonialism, but they were doing it by aligning with another imperialist power, who in turn were aligned with the fucking Nazis, who the British were trying stop. In fact, Subhas Chandra Bose, the leader of the INA, actually lived in Berlin from 1941-1943 during the height of the final solution, and had even met with Hitler and other Nazi officials about forming alliances to defeat Britain, until he finally came to the conclusion that “the new nationalism of Germany is not only narrow and selfish but arrogant.” And yeah, it was definitely fucked up that Bose spent time working on an Indian alliance with Hitler to the point where he was living in Nazi Germany for two fucking years, but on the other hand, he was mostly there because the British threw him in jail for leading mass protests against their own imperialism, and the Germans strategically gave him asylum with the goal of turning British Indian POW against the Allied Powers (they totally would have invaded India later if given the chance but I digress). And meanwhile, Churchill, while fighting off the Nazis—which, again: good—was also enacting policies that contributed to (or at least exacerbated) a major famine in Bengal that killed 3 million people, which didn’t bother him at all because he was a massive anti-Indian racist who said doing anything to help was pointless because we (Indian people) “breed like rabbits.”
So anyway, back to my grandfather. He was an Indian man who wanted to end the centuries-long occupation of his country by the British by any means necessary, to the point where he considered fighting for an anti-British army that was aligned with the Axis powers. And yet… he was also madly in love with his Jewish wife, and the proud father of a Jewish-Indian son, and he hated the Nazis, because, y’know, people tend not to like regimes who want to murder their family.
So what do you take from all that?
I feel like so many of you just want to see things in black and white, and decide if somebody is stanned or cancelled. But there are so many situations where you can’t do that—where things are grey or dualities exist at the same time.
The whole thing with the INA and the Japanese and the Nazis and British - it’s like a snake eating itself. I can’t fault my grandfather’s desire to join the INA as a way of overthrowing the British, and I also can’t wholly support it. It’s not quite wrong and not quite right, and I’m saying that as somebody with 80 years of history in the rearview mirror, which means at that particular moment in time, it was probably even more unclear and confusing.
And sure, there are plenty of things in history that are more clear cut. In If you look at the fight between the Brits and Nazis in microcosm, obviously the Brits are in the right, because fucking Nazis. And if you look at the fight between Brits and the people of India, obviously the Brits are the wankers, because fuck colonialism. But a lot of things are much greyer or amorphous than that, and sometimes we either need to accept that we’ve been presented with a Gordian knot or agree that there are situations where multiple things are true at once.
We can hold indentured labourers in the 1800s accountable for their role in colonialism and also empathise with the systemic powerlessness they sang about in work songs, and neither cancel nor absolve them, but instead learn about history and also look at parallels between then and now, where disenfranchised people in the West often benefit from sweat shop labour abuses abroad without necessarily being able to immediately do anything to stop it.
We can be honest about the fact that American soldiers of all races in the Korean and Vietnam wars aided in unleashing extreme imperialist violence against the people of those nations, but also empathise with the fact that many of them, especially Black soldiers, were only there because of systemic racism at home—and we can also acknowledge that even in spite of all this, many Asians are still horribly anti-Black/contribute to the systemic oppression of Black people, instead of having useless fights over whether a fictional Black soldier in the Korean war should be the protagonist of a show or not.
And we can acknowledge that sometime two disabled people will have competing needs that can’t necessarily be reconciled, instead of declaring that one of them is being ableist against the other.
Sometimes nobody is the hero and nobody is the villain, and sometimes we’re both all at once, and the sooner everybody recognises that, the sooner I can stop banging my head against a fucking wall.

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where are the fantasy/scifi races who hibernate?
i can lose hours thinking about such a culture. the rituality and cyclicality of it. how they turn a simple, survivalist drive into story after story. how they build their lives to be abandoned for a while every year.
underground, beneath every house, hospital, and community center, is a chamber nobody enters - except for a certain week at the end of autumn. it’s a week of chores and feasting. and in the evenings, families begin to clean out these dim, quiet rooms, making sure to tell their children why this is all so important.
people stop going to work. they bed down their gardens and let their fields lie fallow. the stores pack away their merchandise. the boats are hauled out of the water. maybe the power grid and the internet shut down.
everybody covers their furniture in sheets. white, for the clean snow where no feet ever step? or maybe black, for the safe darkness below? they burn strong-smelling plants in their houses to ward off pests, and they hang amulets on the doorknobs - because just think how many monsters and demons were born in their culture to wreak havoc on a winter house.
or on a hibernating body, and the tetherless soul inside it.
so they must be very careful, as they cross over. they eat the correct last meal and sing the correct last songs. they wash themselves clean in freshwater and exchange their living clothes for wrappings, like a chrysalis or a shroud. they cover their eyes with jewelry, so no unwanted visitor can slip inside that way.
i’m not sure what the underground room looks like on the inside. they might cover the floor with pillows for comfort, or dried flowers for significance - or they might lay on the bare ground, as they have always done. they might carve pictures into the walls. they might take their valuables down with them, or they might simply leave all that stuff in a box upstairs. after all, thieves have to give themselves to the ground too.
you light a lamp, and keep it lit until everyone’s safely asleep. then it burns out on its own. the door is closed. it’s as dark as the inside of the earth.
above, the weather and the animals pass through ghost towns.
and when the thaw begins, when the first plants wake up and the cracking of ice shakes the waterways, the people come out. they chase the dust and ghosts from their cities with noise - anyone who can’t play an instrument bangs on a cooking pot. they run up and down the streets, arms extended to the sun. (the sun!) they wash the sheets that they’d used to cover their houses and hang them out to dry on every clothesline, until it looks like the buildings have grown wings.
because this isn’t waking up, this is rebirth.
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