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This doesn’t do the moment justice. He took the swig of vodka, said “I’ll fucking do it darling”, and then ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT in one fucking take

Mood for 2019: “I’ll fucking do it, darling.”

Reblog for Freddie Mercury level belief in yourself this new year! 

I’ll fucking do it, darling

i’m not a “person” i’m an amalgamation of every fictional character i’ve ever thought was cool

*tips fedora at mosquito* m’laria

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

Rebloging because, no shit, I just recieved a scholarship for $1500…

Ayyyyyy I’m here for it

Please, so I can have money for the doctor and kinesiology

I hope you get more than that.

that $1,500 would help my situation immensely right now.

thor was the funniest avenger. all he did was pretend to be dumb and clown them constantly

honestly, THIS is what retail is like.

the cashier asked me how im gonna pay like in terms of cash or card and i just said “money” cause i meant cash and she went “thats how it works”

im the cashier

Me, drunk at 3 am, yelling at Odin

“I dont fucking know anymore”

god.

None gender, left gay

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Maui From Moana

My gender is “no”

the entire discography of Panic! At The Disco but wearing a flannel

Avoid and a void 

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

“Please oh please open up your computer to a porn virus! If you don’t you’re evil!”

Freeloader Comin’ through!

Not to mention that the idea that avoiding ads is “freeloading” is hilariously backward. Advertisement is a transaction between the platform and the advertiser, the user has no obligation to provide the views/clicks the platform has promised. Using an adblocker isn’t freeloading in the same way that leaving the room to get a snack during a commercial break isn’t cheating the tv network.

Reblogging to save my life