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forget age gaps or differences in rank or whatever the most potently dangerous power dynamic in any relationship is "people like you more than me"

MAGA boomers SHOCKED by 20y/o commie speaking fluent hog

I love this on its own but the context being that Baaulp was asking him when a blowjob isn't gay is amazing

I love when Arabic loanwords get incorporated into other languages and they keep the al- suffix. I'm studying the gebra. It's a real the batross around my neck.

does anyone know if we have to feel really guilty tomorrow

Apparently when i was a kid as soon as i could dictate what i wanted for christmas i asked for nothing but a 'glamorous chair' in my letters to santa over and over until my mum got tired of my relentless faggotry and staplegunned a purple feather boa to a stool for me

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."