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this article about cat belanger toffoli is a foundational text to me like this woman got a full-ride scholarship for softball to gwu. she transferred to usc and graduated with a broadcast journalism degree. she worked a high-level job with the dodgers for eight years. and THEN she married an nhl player six years her junior. moral of the story NEVER let marrying rich get in the way of having a crazy sick career

Let’s get crushed by mama

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

It's always a knight in some fuckass brigandine nowadays 🙄😒

misa saying “and i like dick, so.” pan to dickie trying to hold in his laughter but his face is an open book. all while wearing his cock hat. they planned this. they knew the stakes and they took them

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face