Blurii

From a entomology journal where a cricket was biting on a bedridden person.

“(A) Partially dried, dark red streak (∼20 cm in length) along the center of the bed trapeze, with the nymph discovered at the apex. (B) Captured T. viridissima specimen with abdominal leakage of red fluid.”

Captured means broken knee caps and femurs in this article. Not even a full adult 😭

Denim shorts -> Jorts

Pre-boarding: 2/10

Act like a middle aged dad and arrive at the airport 3 hours before my flight leaves. Chill and play Pokopia. Phone glitches and I can’t turn it on. Ask a nice woman to call, doesn’t work, can’t access my boarding pass since I embrace technology. Might get an anti tech label by the government. Ask my aisle mate to google how to do it, super nice.

Flight: 6/10

Lots of turbulence = silently freaking out. Listen to Creep Cast podcast about a psychic guy who catfishes women in order to save them. Redditors got mad when people said it was a white knight story. I think that nick ghost wrote it.

Landing: 8/10

Surprisingly smooth landing. Lost points on bumpy landing strip. Can’t escape the potholes. Walk to the Lego store and admire the 800$ Pokémon set.

Overall, MSY -> IAH: 5/10.

Not great, not bad