dixi et salvavi animam meam

i think people who collect funko pops are insane and demented but i also think it’s funny how common the experience is for people my age to have gotten like a single very specific one as a gift and don’t want to get rid of it and now it just lives in their house. … and you have to explain no I do not support the funko pop craze but this is my [whatever] from [whoever]. I brought this up on twitter once and the pairings of specific singular funko pop to who owned it were like actually hilarious

judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

Addiction is a progressive narrowing of the things that bring you pleasure. A good life is a progressive expansion of the things that bring you pleasure. Btw

Farm equipment association going hard w the truisms

This is the most southern gothic thing I have fucking seen

Dirt is everything

wild how like PCOS, endometriosis, vaginismus & hell, even frequent yeast infections are “mysterious” with no well known cause and little to no decent treatment, but we have tons of supposedly well researched body fat removal methods, about 20 different kinds of breast implants, laser hair removal, and 100 different dermatologist recommended anti aging creams. we sure had the money and brainpower to cure those “diseases”

you can't waste your life btw it's just not something that's possible to do. your mere existence is already a precious and valuable use of your time. the time you spent becoming who you are now was inherently worthwhile

*through gritted teeth* every day i choose to be kind *barely restraining myself from violence* i choose to have compassion *tamping down the vicious bloodlust inside me* i choose to care and to be kind and to love