In awe always Even in dreams

we fucked up

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

They aborted the Yellowstone super eruption because of woke

this is true

It's not pregnant YET. Wait til I get there though.

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

it's really gross how you can be self aware enough to know what's going on in your head but you can't actually stop it from happening. i need to grab it like a pigeon that got stuck in a house and throw it out the window. be free

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

Today I was swiftly reminded that most normal people aren't aware of the Ides of March, much less celebrating it

ear started ringing so i had to pick up

REAL TEARS I AM CRYING REAL TEARS

chew on that. gnaw on this. bite into it. gnash your teeth on that. chomp on this