Just posting a little guide for my blog (this is subject to updating).
I'm Kass, (they/she 31) and welcome to my crib blog.
My blog is very much that- basically whatever I'm in to at any given moment mostly (right now) Danmei (MXTX, disabled tyrant,- more coming!) content.
I am a librarian [on hiatus] by day and love to recommend reads; right now I am taking Wangxian and svsss (anything related to Shen yuan really) rec list requests! So if you want a specific flavour of these let me know, and I will be happy to make you a personalized lists.
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I've started blogging my weekly reads. Check out bloopitynoots weekly reads tag to see my reading lists.
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I am just a smol writer. You can find me on ao3 under the same name Bloopitynoot. If/when I post about my own fanfics you can check out/follow my bloopitynoot writes fanfiction tag.
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I have been reading various danmei series and blogging them chapter by chapter. If you are interested in following the in progress or checking out the completed ones for each series:
Starting January 1 2026! If you want to follow my Thousand Autumns journey, check out the Bloopitynoot Reads Thousand Autumns tag!
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For those who don't know, I am reading Thousand Autumns for the first time and sharing my thoughts!
If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.
Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot Reads Thousand Autumns. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read, BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read, TGCF read, or DTBPF read, the rules and vibe are the same.
I have the day off of work today, because a very good friend of mine is getting married!
So no tea, but lot's of hydration this morning.
Let's read New Year's Eve:
He really made a name for himself early on in the jianghu. Not a single person was going to fuck with him without knowing there would be consequences. p.459
That's so unfortunate -- someone coming in an murdering an entire household on new year's eve. p.462
Oh. I want to know who this kid is. p.464
OH. Unexpected that the little guy conspired to have his family killed. How old was Hong Wen? The art made him look tiny. p.470
Gross. AND the kid was in love with his own sister. Nope. p.470
Catch me as a bread maker or some shit in the jianghu. I can't, and would never be able to, play this intricate social-political game. p.473
LMAO Even when Yan Wushi loses he wins. p.475
I think all his bets are rigged
Like, Shen Qiao will have Yan Wushi or he'll have Yan Wushi. The only prizes XD
For those who don't know, I am reading Thousand Autumns for the first time and sharing my thoughts!
If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.
Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot Reads Thousand Autumns. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read, BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read, TGCF read, or DTBPF read, the rules and vibe are the same.
A little bit of lemon lavender tea today with my reading.
Let's get into The Past:
I'm so glad we get some Xie Ling past! I want to see little Yan Wushi and what made him, him. p.446
He really shook things up from the get-go; breaking social conventions, almost winning a fight with someone else's sword... p.448
"Yan Wushi. I have no sect." Why does this have the same energy as "I am no man." p.449
I was wondering why Yan Wushi chose a demonic sect, but truly, it was just the vibes for him. p.450
I don't think that kiss was malice... p.453
The structure of the martial world is wild to me. It's very -- kill or be killed. p.456
My heart! "The first day of autumn. It's a good day." p.458
[Cries]
He only celebrates his a-Qiao's birthday!! The first day of autumn!!!!! [sobsobsob]
I used to work in public libraries and did a LOT of readers advisory; I miss that part of the job!
BUT; I do still read a metric shit-ton in a week. Most of it is fanfiction, but hey, I thought maybe it's time I share my reads?
This is what I read this week:
1. Thousand Autumns | Qian Qiu [Side Story Three- Naming]
Summary:
Shen Qiao is a devout Daoist priest who has spent his life honing his skills and spirit, leading his sect with martial talent, beauty beyond measure, and an earnest heart. His polar opposite, Yan Wushi, leads one of the most powerful demonic sects and is said to be unrivaled in his strength and cunning. Yan Wushi believes in the inherently selfish nature of all people—himself included—and that nobody is above committing dark deeds for their own benefit.
When a fight leaves Shen Qiao injured, blind, and with hazy memories, Yan Wushi takes in the defeated sect leader with a dark plan: test the limits of the man’s patience and faith in others to lure him onto the demonic path. Little does he know that he is about to meet the first immovable force of his life, and that two hearts can connect in unexpected ways. With the passing of a thousand autumns, who can stay eternal?
We are nearing the end of book 5!
I am reading a chapter a day of this one- you can follow along through this tag Bloopitynoot Reads Thousand Autumns.
NO SPOILERS PLS!
Let's go, demonic dilf baddies!
2. Bodyguard for the Stars by siralanoftrebond [67,728]
Summary:
Martial arts film star Wei Wuxian needs a bodyguard, insists his manager Jiang Cheng. Wei Wuxian disagrees until he lays eyes on Lan Wangji, Lan Security’s best bodyguard.
--
“Shit,” called out Wei Wuxian, more annoyed than scared. He knew his harness would catch him, but he was going to get in trouble for being distracted. He felt a sharp pinch between his legs as the harness did its work, followed by a snapping sound, and then he was suddenly hurtling towards the ground. He barely had the time to prepare for a bad landing, when he suddenly found the handsome man rushing towards him impossibly fast. He was going to crush him, but there was nothing he could do. Smack! He awkwardly landed into the man's arms, but with the momentum of his fall. As the man flew backwards, he tucked in his head and rolled back dispersing the force of Wei Wuxian’s landing. Together they rolled several times before he came to a stop, landing on top of his saviour.
Despite the situation, the man wore no expression at all and his breathing had barely changed. Amber eyes bore into him, ice cold. Wei Wuxian felt the powerful flutter of something in his chest. It was probably just the adrenaline.
I love an actor Wei Wuxian story and this one was all of that plus some layers
Lan Wangji, my man, hot as hell. What a bad ass in this story
I want to use my own hands to throttle Meng Yao, Xue Yang, and Su She
A good start to the week!
3. What’s wrong with second young master Lan? by AllUsernamesAreTaken [52,905]
Summary:
“Lan-er-gegeee?” he sweetly singsonged.
Lan Wangji, like he had been doing the entire afternoon, immediately looked at him upon being called. His eyebrows raised minimally as he took in Wei Wuxian’s appearance.
“How about this? Am I still nice to look at, Er-Gege? Do I look cute?” Wei Wuxian asked, sugary and nasally, as he twirled the end of one pigtail around his finger and batted his eyelashes.
The other didn’t miss a beat.
“Mn. Very cute,” Lan Wangji confirmed, not seeming flustered at all.
Wei Wuxian was starting to despair.
(Or: Lan Wangji discovers a method to find out if a flirtatious guy is being serious or just playing and decides to test it on Wei Wuxian. The method? Flirting back.)
This was batshit in the best of ways LMAO
No one would ever believe Wei Wuxian if he told them what Lan Wangji did
My god, shameless Lan Wangji has me shaken XD Give this man an ounce of flirting and he becomes unstoppable
4. to ease the pain of growing wings by kintou [24,887]
Summary: When A-Yuan started showing his first signs of being a dragon, it was nerve wracking. Being a witch, Wei Ying knew precisely nothing about raising dragons and he could only think of one person — a set of huge blue wings, white horns, traditional pride — that could help him.
This was all domestic fluff and I am obsessed
Such an incredibly sweet story of single dad Wei Wuxian raising his little dragon baby
All it took was one phone call and Lan Zhan moved in
Adorable <3 <3 <3
5. Until the End of Forever by nsfw_on_repeat_again (on_repeat_again), on_repeat_again [73,666]
Summary:
- Based on a Tumblr post
“The great Hanguang-jun has done it! The Second Jade of Lan has cultivated to immortality!”
That day, people cheered and celebrated in the streets. Alcohol flowed freely, and everyone was in high spirits. Wei Wuxian couldn’t get away from the ruckus if he tried. It was as though when Lan Wangji ascended, so did everyone who heard the news.
In Wei Wuxian’s mind, it had been a foregone conclusion. If anyone in his generation was going to cultivate to such a level, it could only be Lan Wangji. There was no one else so righteous, so deserving, so powerful.
Why then, didn’t Wei Wuxian feel much like celebrating when he heard the news?
--
AKA - Lan Wangji cultivates to immortality only to find out that Wei Wuxian has no golden core and thus can't cultivate to immortality with him. He decides that does not work for him and he must find a way around it.
Lan Wangji said, 'let me fix him with my dick'
Smutty, but also incredibly soft
uuuugh, my heart for these two. Lan Wangji and his unwavering resolve to be there for Wei Wuxian had me a little teary
6. The Barrier Master's Mate by TriviasFolly [81,454]
Summary:
In a world where monsters reeking of negative energy run rampant, humanity has been forced to reside within cities protected by powerful barriers. These barriers are carefully guarded, and maintained by a Barrier Master. Only an idiot would try living outside of a barrier, and only a moron would be caught outside one at night.
Which Wei Wuxian supposed made him both. Still, it wasn't like anyone was going to notice him out here. He'd worked too hard for that, burying his talents and skills for the sake of peace in the Jiang Household. They probably though he was still living in their garage, not in a tent in the woods. And Wei Wuxian would keep it that way, remaining unnoticed until he graduated from the College of Cultivation and landed a job.
At least that was a plan until the Heir to the Barrier himself fell from the sky and crashed into his tent.
I don't know if this is original material or in reference to another au, either way-- I am INTO it! I adored the world building here and the mix of modern with magic elements. Bonus for having sword spirits--- ugh, I love it all
I don't know how something can be both a fast burn and a slow burn, but this did it!
Incredible, rich, also a little smutty
7. Founding a clan by WordsofRaven [34,082]
Summary:
If someone had told Wei Wuxian that he would found his own clan in the wake of Lan Wangji's disinheritance, he wouldn't have believed it for a second.
Then again, what could have possibly led the second Jade of the Lan clan to end up in this situation?
Who could have imagined that a simple pair of adorable rabbit ears would lead them there? Certainly not Wei Wuxian
Written for the topxian_bottomji_breeding_bang_2025 and illustrated by the adorable Francowitch! Thank you so much for all the arts you did for this fic!! 💖
I have read this before, but I was so glad for the reread!
This fic has made me cry both times reading it, for sad reasons sort of, but mostly because Wei Wuxian actually seeing Lan Wangji had me soft as hell
The lan clan can eat a bag of dicks, but this was honestly the most ideal option for our boy Lan Wangji
8. Falling for His Son's Teacher by SilverForgedWisps [40,899]
Summary:
An unexpected addition is added to the classroom, throwing preschool teacher Wei Ying entirely off balance. The problem is that his new student's dad is hot, and Wei Ying can't help but feel things whenever he is around. However, Wei Ying has sworn off dating forever.
Lan Zhan's plan is simple: to secretly court an unsuspecting Wei Ying so tactfully that he doesn't even know it's happening. And when it's too late to fight against the insane chemistry and attraction they have to one another, he'll reel him in when it's already too late to back out. The plan could end in disaster. Or perhaps just this once, something could go right.
Will Wei Ying open his heart? Or is fate destined to keep them apart?
One of the best 'i didn't know we were dating' fics I've read in a long while
This was so fluffy, so sweet, I love dadji and teacher Wei Wuxian
once again the Lan clan can suck it, but I am glad that this ended where it did
fluffy, cute, my heart is full
9. Where is home? by SpicyRamen_10969 [118,649]
Summary:
“Someone has been breaking into the school grounds during the night,” Lan Qiren relayed. Over the last couple of weeks, different members of staff have been coming to him, telling him of different issues. The canteen staff saying food has gone missing, the gym teacher expressing his concern regarding the showers, as they seemed to be leaking – what else could explain why the flooring has been wet? As well as a set of keys having gone missing from the teachers’ lounge.
Lan Qiren was rather confused about these matters, until someone from security caught something on the CCTV footage, only a few nights ago.
There wasn’t much to go by, as it seemed the intruder knew exactly where the cameras were; evading being seen. If they couldn’t, then they would simply conceal their face with a hood.
__________________________
Or // Wei Ying was kicked out the Jiang household - story goes from there.
I have read this before, but reading it a second time did not make me any more emotionally stable than the first time
oof. The ending is good, I promise, but baby Wei Wuxian went through so much. CW: child abuse, past child abuse -- mind the tags my friends if this is a bother
My heart for Good Uncle Lan Qiren! I also adore the relationship WWX and LWJ develop in this
That's what I read!
I'm still working through my MFL list; but, I am coming to the end! I am very open to recs though and welcome any sent my way.
If you want a personalized fic list I am offering lists for Wangxian (some other MDZS pairings) and bingqiu, liushen, bingliushen (and some other SVSSS pairings) -just send me a dm with your theme and criteria! If I have fics that I have read that fit the vibe, I will happily rec a list <3
For those who don't know, I am reading Thousand Autumns for the first time and sharing my thoughts!
If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.
Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot Reads Thousand Autumns. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read, BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read, TGCF read, or DTBPF read, the rules and vibe are the same.
A little light caffeine white tea blend today!
Let's read Naming:
Oh! More about Qi Fengge. p.430
I want this kid who bit him to be Shen Qiao. That would be such a good meet ugly moment :'3 p.432
The art!!!!!!!!! p.433
I hate that these two want to eat a kid. They have silver to spend on buying him but not to purchase their own rations. I'm so icked by this. p.436
Yan Wushi appearing, even then! p.440
"If someday one of your disciples ends up in trouble, Huanyue Sect will also offer them our help -- once." p.441
It was Shen Qiao! p.444
I love so much about this
That Qi Fengge picked Shen Qiao's name character
That Yan Wushi almost ended up with Shen Qiao as a disciple!
That Yan Wushi fulfilled his promise from back then
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For those who don't know, I am reading Thousand Autumns for the first time and sharing my thoughts!
If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.
Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot Reads Thousand Autumns. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read, BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read, TGCF read, or DTBPF read, the rules and vibe are the same.
A little white tea bright and early- yesterday.
Unfortunately if a chapter is more than '10 minutes' reading length I will have to split it into two days. That's okay, just some extra slow reading over here.
Let's get into Ren Ying:
Poor guy! I already feel for him and his situation. His siblings-- ugh. p.408
He ended up in the best place though! That frail Daoist Priest is for sure Shen Qiao. p.408
I hate that they want this guy to pay with his life over bread. p.410
I love that during this entire fight, that Yan Wushi is just standing there just rolling for intimidation. p.414
You know what, they deserve the harshness. These guys were stupid enough to mix up a bag of bread for a divine sword. p.417
Out of Shen Qiao and Yan Wushi, they thought the latter would be easier to fight. RIP, my guys. p.419
Shen Qiao is collecting a whole flock at this point. p.425
I swear, this man can't resist pot-stirring. Him claiming to make the Mitake sword just to shake things up. p.427
Not Yan Wushi being shameless in front of Ren Ying's chicken! p.429
I'm loving these extras
I love seeing Yan Wushi and Shen Qiao's domestic shenanigans in the jianghu.
For those who don't know, I am reading Thousand Autumns for the first time and sharing my thoughts!
If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.
Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot Reads Thousand Autumns. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read, BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read, TGCF read, or DTBPF read, the rules and vibe are the same.
It took me two days to read this chapter so the tea [floral] was from yesterday!
It may be an every-other day for a little bit as I get used to my new working schedule. My hours are very long so I've been trying to read a little each morning. I will absolutely be continuing with this, but my chapters might be a bit slower.
Let's read Wish:
Oh wait. Is this a new story? Different character? I'm already into Yin Chuan and his families blood debt. p.387
Liu Xufei is recruiting a pretty and desperate one I see. Very on brand for Hehuan sect. p.390
I kind of feel bad for this guy. His entire family -murdered- and now everyone is out to get him for his perceived family jewels. p.391
Read him to filth, Liu Xufei!!! Get him, girl! p.393
"I would love to be lopped, but I fear you lack the ability." p.393
The state preceptor of Tuyuhun said something about Bai Rong and I already dislike him. p.393
AND he's a misogynist! p.395
A rogue Shen Qiao appears p.401
"It's important to be self-aware, you bald old donkey" and we have Yan Wushi lmao p.401
Awwww, another orphaned duckling acquired; well, Zhan Ziqian get's this one, but still. p.405
I love this side quest
Yan Wushi and Shen Qiao just travelling and causing mayhem.
For those who don't know, I am reading Thousand Autumns for the first time and sharing my thoughts!
If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.
Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot Reads Thousand Autumns. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read, BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read, TGCF read, or DTBPF read, the rules and vibe are the same.
A little bit of digestive tea this evening!
I'm so nervous you guys.
Tomorrow I start day one of my short term contract with a new employer. I am very excited to be employed for the next three months [and back in libraries!] but starting at a new place is always nervy.
Wish me luck!
Let's get into side story four:
Damn, Lady Yuwen sounds like she has A Plan. p.376
Shen Qiao has come a long way from the first time he was found on Banbu Peak. The fact that he's following these social threads is wild. p.377
Yan Wushi is a absolute master strategist! He's leveraging himself into a sweet collab and he doesn't even have to do anything. p.381
CUTE! "Daoist Master Shen is going alone?" "Would Sect Leader Yan be willing to accompany this humble Daoist?" "This venerable one shall consider it." p.382
My heart! This little memory and the accompanying art of Yu Ai and Shen Qiao with their Shizun is going to be my emotional breaking point. p.385
SOB: "I wish that everyone can be happy together, for a very long time." p.386
I used to work in public libraries and did a LOT of readers advisory; I miss that part of the job!
BUT; I do still read a metric shit-ton in a week. Most of it is fanfiction, but hey, I thought maybe it's time I share my reads?
This is what I read this week:
1. Thousand Autumns | Qian Qiu [Epilogue Part Six-Side Story Three]
Summary:
Shen Qiao is a devout Daoist priest who has spent his life honing his skills and spirit, leading his sect with martial talent, beauty beyond measure, and an earnest heart. His polar opposite, Yan Wushi, leads one of the most powerful demonic sects and is said to be unrivaled in his strength and cunning. Yan Wushi believes in the inherently selfish nature of all people—himself included—and that nobody is above committing dark deeds for their own benefit.
When a fight leaves Shen Qiao injured, blind, and with hazy memories, Yan Wushi takes in the defeated sect leader with a dark plan: test the limits of the man’s patience and faith in others to lure him onto the demonic path. Little does he know that he is about to meet the first immovable force of his life, and that two hearts can connect in unexpected ways. With the passing of a thousand autumns, who can stay eternal?
We are nearing the end of book 5!
I am reading a chapter a day of this one- you can follow along through this tag Bloopitynoot Reads Thousand Autumns.
NO SPOILERS PLS!
Let's go, demonic dilf baddies!
2. Frame the Halves, and Call Them Brothers by Bodldops [41,735]
Summary: Lan Xichen meets the Jiang's new (and terribly young) head disciple. A relationship blooms from there, and though he doesn't mean anything by it in particular, it is the small stone that starts an avalanche involving three of the great sects.
I love a good Lan Xichen, especially a Lan Xichen who collects all the didis
This was exceedingly sweet, a little bittersweet at times with Wei Wuxian's situation
Very much a 'Give Wei Wuxian a Support System' energy
3. Pretend I'm Safe With You by paynesgrey [40,600]
Summary: Xichen’s manipulative ex-boyfriend is released from prison, and to protect his brother, Lan Zhan enlists Wei Ying’s brother, ex-MMA fighter Jiang Cheng, to pretend to be Xichen’s new boyfriend and bodyguard. Jiang Cheng professes to be asexual, but as he and Xichen pretend to be a fake couple, they discover that they are quite compatible. While dodging Meng Yao’s schemes and spending more time with Xichen, Jiang Cheng realises he may not be as aromantic as he believed.
I love almost all of this cast paired with each other and xicheng is up there.
This was so funny to me, Lan Xichen is such a golden retriever
Meng Yao is clinical though oof
Lovely ending :'3
4. The boy who brought the mountain down by CielQuill [92,666]
Summary:
When Wei Wuxian was sent by his master, Baoshan Sanren, to liberate an ancient beast, he didn’t mean to start a war. But, with Wen Ruohan’s second son dead at his feet and the other sects caught in the sword glare, Wei Wuxian has ignited tensions across the cultivation world.
What no one expected was for Baoshan Sanren to descend from her mountain and join the campaign on behalf of her favourite disciple.
While the rest of the cultivation world sees Wei Wuxian as a beacon of hope, Lan Wangji sees a smiling boy who held out a hand in the dark. As the two fight side-by-side on the battlefield, they grow closer and closer—until Wei Wuxian faces an impossible choice.
He has to choose between his home and his heart.
I I cried -- No-- SOBBED reading this. What the fuck 😭😭
I was so invested in this, the writing and story was incredible
The ending -- stunning
I want so much more of this universe, I am obsessed!
5. Joke's on me by KizuKatana [32,272]
Summary:
Wei Wuxian, recently disowned by the Jiang, takes a new job in a new town to try to get a fresh start. On the employment form, it asks for an "emergency contact". It's a required field to submit the form, which totally sucks because Wei Wuxian doesn't really have anyone to put.
He's frustrated, and trying not to be depressed about it as he's filling the forms out at night in his small, one-bedroom apartment.
And yeah, maybe he's had a few drinks when he thinks: wouldn't it be funny if he put Lan Wangji as his emergency contact?
Lan Wangji is the emergency contact we all wish we had. He was committed!!!
This was another bittersweet premise, but ultimately so fucking sweet <3
I love the way their relationship bloomed
6. Before Our Point of No Return by FinallyGotTheInvitation [104,967]
Summary:
With a body torn apart by thirty-three lashes, Lan Wangji staggers through his home and overhears something he was not meant to;
Namely that his clan are about to partake in an attack against the one man he would be willing to sacrifice everything for.
This time, he brings two souls away from the slaughter at the Burial Mounds.
However, he must fight to keep Wei Wuxian, a-Yuan and himself alive in the face of injuries, illness, hunger - and his own family's wrath.
Can the three of them ever shape a safe future together?
//
A canon divergence where Lan Wangji manages to save Wei Wuxian and a-Yuan, bringing them to the Cloud Recesses.
Read this if you want to sob, I guarantee you absolutely will
The way I weeped through almost all of it
I am PISSED at pretty much all the Lans
A hopeful/good ending [But I need like 400 more chapters of exclusively domestic fluff]
7. what if you are my only destiny by IsThisTheRealityYouWanted [23,695]
Summary:
Forget everything you know about the Yiling Patriarch. This is the story of Xuan Ying Shaozhu, the beloved, unhinged genius of Yiling, who waltzes into the Cloud Recesses and decides the illustrious Second Jade of Lan is his new best friend. Whether Lan Wangji likes it or not.
Featuring: a Wei Wuxian who is 100% done with being told "no," a Lan Wangji who is one (1) cheeky comment away from spontaneous combustion, Cangse Sanren's threat of arson, and the slow, glorious unravelling of three thousand rules in the face of relentless, sun-bright affection. Buckle up, folks.
This was pure sweetness
I love a story where we get the Wei family vibes
Bonus bonus, the boys get to have a good run :'3
8. Awaken the sleeping heart by Czeriahx [54,507]
Summary: Mo Xuanyu just moved into a new foster family in the City of Yiling. He has a plan : being invisible. And at first, it works.
But soon, he starts realizing that strange things are happening in this place. There is also this weird shop he keeps ending up in that's always empty...
Oh my heart. I love a story that's got a little modern magic/macabre energy
I really hurt for Mo Xuanyu though-- I'm glad he got to have a happy and safe place in the end, but I did get weepy for him
I need like 50 more chapters; this world was beautiful
9. Four Times Told by Anonymous [143,498]
Summary:
After a nighthunt gone wrong, Jin Ling and Lan Sizhui find themselves nearly two decades in the past. For Jin Ling, this should be a golden opportunity—they can prove their worth in the legendary Sunshot Campaign, save Jin Ling’s parents, expose the true evildoers of the post-war era, and prevent the wrong uncle from being vilified as an evil monster.
But as he swiftly learns, the most nightmarish stories of the Sunshot Campaign are all too real, his parents’ fairytale romance isn’t, and the Yiling Patriarch might actually be as monstrous as everyone said...
Jin Ling has a very bad set of lives, for real
I am a little bit sad this was posted anon, I would have loved to include the incredible person who wrote this. It was such a captivating story; I went on such an emotional journey reading this
Good ending, but much pain to get there!
10 Mother's Kiss by Wolfcubx2 [34,185]
Summary:
Wei Wuxian’s luck has always been kinda bad.. but maybe as weird as it is this can be a good thing?
Mother's Kiss (a curse and a blessing)
Yes, an mpreg story; this one has me tearing up!
It was wonderful but also a complicated Jiang Fengmian and Madam Yu in this
Good story; I love our little blorbos
11. this river runs to you by sundiscus [53,389]
Summary:
Framed by the soft morning light, sleek hair swept back and pale blue robes not even slightly rumpled, he looks almost inhuman.
He looks like the last person who should be knocking on Wei Wuxian’s door.
In which Wei Wuxian is a curse worker secretly searching for a lost dragon, Lan Wangji is his new assistant, and the two things may not be entirely unrelated.
Dragonji dragonji!
This was emotional damage because of what Wei Wuxian went through in the past but surprisingly not too bad otherwise
The ending was so damn good though
I love a bamf and protective Lan Wangji!!
12 show me how to lay my sword down by Stratisphyre [81,286]
Summary:
For a short while, probably more than he’d had any right to expect, Wei Wuxian had managed to feel like himself again. His clothing might have been rougher, and pockets certainly lighter, but sitting across from Lan Zhan sharing a meal without cross words or demands flying back and forth across the food…
But a short time had all he’d been allowed before being abruptly summoned back to reality.
Or, two strangers appear in the Burial Mounds.
Holy shit. This fic will stick with me for a long time.
There was a relationship I expected from the tags, but I didn't expect how much it broke me and put me back together. I NEED more Wei Changze/Cangse Sanren/Lan Qiren fics holy hell
This was absolutely beautiful <3 My god
I'm shaken in the best of ways
That's what I read!
I'm still working through my MFL list; so many fics to go. My reading may be slower this coming week as I start a temp job! I am very open to recs though and welcome any sent my way.
If you want a personalized fic list I am offering lists for Wangxian (some other MDZS pairings) and bingqiu, liushen, bingliushen (and some other SVSSS pairings) -just send me a dm with your theme and criteria! If I have fics that I have read that fit the vibe, I will happily rec a list <3
For those who don't know, I am reading Thousand Autumns for the first time and sharing my thoughts!
If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.
Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot Reads Thousand Autumns. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read, BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read, TGCF read, or DTBPF read, the rules and vibe are the same.
A little white tea with chapter 2/2 today!
Let's get into side story three:
I love that Yang Jian has to rely on Huanyue sect and got Xuandu Mountain as a package deal. These two are such a power couple. p.369
That soup sounds wild. I mean, I get sweet and savory by at what cost here??? p.370
Everything is a 'that's not what you said last night [guffaw]' joke with this man. XD p.371
so cute: Even if a tempest raged around them, as long as someone saw this smile, no challenge would feel too great, and the world around them would seem warm. p.373
Maybe Shen Qiao is an unreliable narrator, but I also did not see those two as a couple?? p.374
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For those who don't know, I am reading Thousand Autumns for the first time and sharing my thoughts!
If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.
Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot Reads Thousand Autumns. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read, BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read, TGCF read, or DTBPF read, the rules and vibe are the same.
Yesterday I entered a fugue state, so I decided today I will be posting TWO chapters today.
Chapter 1/2 with some water because it is 7am and I need a little hydration.
let's get into side story two!
I hope this deer is a-Qiao and that Shen Qiao did keep them ^-^ I love that little fella so much. That little sneeze :'3 p.359
Yang Guang is about to have his ass handed to him. He just casually strolled into Shen Qiao's house like he owns the place. p.361 [okay he didn't physically but socially this was embarrassing for him]
Yan Guang will never be friends with these two, he's got the grace and manners of a bull in a china shop. p.363
I did giggle at this though: "What?" said Yan Wushi. "Is having me not enough for you? You want a monk too?" p.367
I adore these two
I love the ay their relationship has developed :'3
For those who don't know, I am reading Thousand Autumns for the first time and sharing my thoughts!
If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.
Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot Reads Thousand Autumns. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read, BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read, TGCF read, or DTBPF read, the rules and vibe are the same.
A little lemon and lavender tea tonight with my reading time!
Let's get into Side Story One:
It doesn't surprise me that Yan Wushi watches Shen Qiao sleep. p.352
I too would want the tea if I worked at that establishment. p.353
Damn, that Inn is making bank. p.354
Shen Qiao is worried about modesty -- NOW? LOL. p.355
"Yan Lang. You called me that many times last night, didn't you?" ... Shen Qiao's entire face was flushed crimson. "Stop talking!" p.356
I can't with Yan Wushi's goading. It's such a funny dynamic. One second he's demanding that Shen Qiao take responsibility, the next he's teasing him for being half-naked. p.357
I will be taking recs
If anyone has some good fanfic recs for these two-- I will accept them graciously!
For those who don't know, I am reading Thousand Autumns for the first time and sharing my thoughts!
If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.
Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot Reads Thousand Autumns. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read, BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read, TGCF read, or DTBPF read, the rules and vibe are the same.
I am rocking the headache tea today because my brain refuses to cooperate
Let's get into Young Again part two!
Yan Wushi is the most hated man in this market right now. Everyone thinks he's this child abuser now. So cruel! p.339
Oh wait, is this a mourning/night curse type thing? By day he's a baby but night himself? p.341
OH! Is this a time swap!? Adult Shen Qiao in the past and baby Shen Qiao in the present??? p.342
Oh, my heart. This hurts, not in a bad way, but I'm glad Shen Qiao can have this moment. p.343
[SobSobSob] This art is making me tear up. Qi Fengge seemed like such a good shizun. p.349
He got to keep the rabbit lantern!!! That's so sweet! p.350
This was <3
I loved this little interlude, I am so happy Shen Qiao got to have that night.
For those who don't know, I am reading Thousand Autumns for the first time and sharing my thoughts!
If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.
Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot Reads Thousand Autumns. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read, BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read, TGCF read, or DTBPF read, the rules and vibe are the same.
I will admit that this reading time was brought to you -- yesterday-- but I fell asleep before I could post!
With reading time, I had some water [I had a coffee right before and my body said, No More Caffeine].
Let's get into Young Again Part One:
OMG! Shen Qiao is just a little guy! p.329
Two babies just sobbing about missing their shizuns. So much stress or their little bodies, but also more than a little bit cute. p.331
I want to perish: "Am I not young?" ... "Have you forgotten? Who was complaining on the bed a couple days ago that I had far too much energy and asked me not to take so long?" p.334
I cant believe Yan Wushi knocked out a 6 year old. p.335
AND he made the baby cry-- oh nooo p.338
This is cute but also
quite a bit traumatic for baby Shen Qiao! He doesn't know his shizun is dead!
For those who don't know, I am reading Thousand Autumns for the first time and sharing my thoughts!
If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.
Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot Reads Thousand Autumns. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read, BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read, TGCF read, or DTBPF read, the rules and vibe are the same.
I played TV bingo today because my partner and I are in fact Ancient. With it, I had a sparkling water that then turned into this sparkling peach lemonade!
Let's get into the epilogue part seven:
Shen Qiao gave an inch and Yan Wushi is taking everything else. Damn lol. You get it my guys. p.317
AAAAAH! That art is 🥵🥵🥵 p.319
LOOOOOL "If I'd known this would happen...I'd have bought all the residences within this alley" p.321
I'm screaming, not Yan Wushi whipping out the role playing after their first real kiss. p.322
AAAAH! I forgot they were both dressed as Daoist priests right now. p.323
"You kissed me, and now you wish to throw me away after you're done with me?" p.326
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For those who don't know, I am reading Thousand Autumns for the first time and sharing my thoughts!
If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.
Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot Reads Thousand Autumns. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read, BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read, TGCF read, or DTBPF read, the rules and vibe are the same.
Some chamomile tea tonight with reading time! It's been a hot minute since I've had some strong sleepy time tea.
Let's get into part six of the epilogue:
She is a master of cleaning up her kid's faux pas. p.306
I actually wish this woman was the one in charge. Girl seems to be the most competent person in the room. Big respect. p.307
What a wild tantrum: "I wish to compose a song and choreography! I won't be able to write anything without wine!" p.309
Shen Qiao is too nice. He almost ended up being the teacher of a snobby and spoiled emperor. p.312
aaaaaah! Are we getting a public confession from Shen Qiao???? Oh no, I'm already second hand embarrassed! p.315
"Do you enjoy eating tangren?" ooof. This is painful! p.315
I used to work in public libraries and did a LOT of readers advisory; I miss that part of the job!
BUT; I do still read a metric shit-ton in a week. Most of it is fanfiction, but hey, I thought maybe it's time I share my reads?
This is what I read this week:
1. Thousand Autumns | Qian Qiu [Chapters 128-epilogue part five]
Summary:
Shen Qiao is a devout Daoist priest who has spent his life honing his skills and spirit, leading his sect with martial talent, beauty beyond measure, and an earnest heart. His polar opposite, Yan Wushi, leads one of the most powerful demonic sects and is said to be unrivaled in his strength and cunning. Yan Wushi believes in the inherently selfish nature of all people—himself included—and that nobody is above committing dark deeds for their own benefit.
When a fight leaves Shen Qiao injured, blind, and with hazy memories, Yan Wushi takes in the defeated sect leader with a dark plan: test the limits of the man’s patience and faith in others to lure him onto the demonic path. Little does he know that he is about to meet the first immovable force of his life, and that two hearts can connect in unexpected ways. With the passing of a thousand autumns, who can stay eternal?
We are nearing the end of book 5!
I am reading a chapter a day of this one- you can follow along through this tag Bloopitynoot Reads Thousand Autumns.
NO SPOILERS PLS!
Let's go, demonic dilf baddies!
2. Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji’s Secret Place by Avethiel [83,000]
Summary:
“Do you want me to leave?” Lan Wangji asked finally.
Looking into those mesmerizing golden eyes, slightly widened, Wei Wuxian thought Lan Wangji had never looked so young, or so vulnerable.
He could only answer with the truth.
Or: During the lectures at the Cloud Recesses, Wei Wuxian has a nightmare. Lan Wangji decides to help.
Oh my heart, this was so damn cute. I love a run where wangxian have a good relationship at cloud recesses.
This is part one-- ends in a good place, BUT there is a part two in the works! I am so excited about that!
Wholesome as heck <3
3. the best of you by sysrae [41,938]
Summary:
When Jin Zixuan calls in a favour, Lan Wangji ends up renting his spare room to Wei Wuxian.
It doesn't go how any of them expected.
The way I want to wrap Wei Wuxian in a blanket and feed him soup myself.
This was so emotional, and sweet, and healing
Middle fingers all around for Madam Yu
4. Atop A Cursed Mountain by danny16doc [131,918]
Summary: When Wei Wuxian arrives at Jinlin Tai to save Wen Qing and Wen Ning, the story shifts—and their fates change.
This was absolutely ethereal. It was beautiful, hard, but also comforting.
I love a time travel adjacent fic AND a fic where we get a Yiling-Wei sect.
Wei Wuxian is a badass
5. Escaping the Tiger's Mouth by Elhana [55,655]
Summary:
“Wei Ying!” Lan Wangji gasped, rushing forward.
Wei Ying was lying face down on the ground, an arrow protruding from his shoulder and blood staining the robes on his left side. At first glance it looked like he wasn’t moving at all, only the grey wisps of resentment still swirling around him, but as Lan Wangji knelt down he saw that he had been wrong. Wei Ying was shivering violently, his whole body a shudder. He made no sound besides his harsh breathing.
“Wei Ying,” Lan Wangji said again, gently touching Wei Ying’s back. No response.
“Fuck, what happened here?” Jiang Wanyin said, kneeling down on Wei Ying’s other side. “An ambush?”
--
As the Sunshot Campaign is drawing nearer to Nightless City, Wei Wuxian gets ambushed by an assassin and falls gravely ill. The doctors cannot help him, but Jiang Cheng and Lan Wangji refuse to give up.
There must be a way to save Wei Wuxian.
This was so good!
I loved how the reveal happened in this fic and the way in which wangxian got to have their confession
Jiang Cheng is a good bro in this
6. 아침이 오기 직전 어둠이 절정에 이르듯 (growing pains) by dragonandthedreamer [21,162]
Summary: They are in homeroom, the first time Nie Huaisang notices it.
I swear I've read this before, but I didn't mind reading again
And once again this fic BROKE me. I sobbed, my god Madam Yu is AWFUL in this.
I am so glad the Nie bros were there <3
7. dream of a funeral; hear of a marriage by defractum [26,566]
Summary:
The news spread around the cultivation world quickly: Hanguang-jun would take whomever was skilled enough to take the Gusu Jade Token from around his neck as his cultivation partner and spouse.
Ten years later, Wei Wuxian is brought back into Mo Xuanyu's body, and he is awfully confused as to why random cultivators keep trying to attack Lan Wangji.
This was actually so cute! I love a minor wangxian miscommunication
When everyone but WWX knew what was up lmao
Adorable conclusion
8. Wish by snowberryrose [34,633]
Summary:
In which Jiang Yanli goes to the Burial Mounds
Or: some Wens live
Honestly good for Jiang Yanli for getting both her brother and husband to get their shit together
This was such a good chenqing fic. I don't read too many of them, but my god I adored the way their relationship grew in this <3
So good
9. Ashes of the Eclipse by Silveredblack [99,266]
Summary:
The Burial Mounds has witnessed it all. Death, war, violence, torture, betrayal, and the cries of the weak has been it's source of life as ironic as it sounds. It feasts on the blood and unfortunate souls tossed and left into the place. It knew nothing but to take and take until none can be given. Knew nothing but pain and suffering. Not until, an unfortunate body of a man dropped from the sky. A man who knew nothing but to give. And now a man who wished to embrace death. Now, Isn't that something the ghosts of the mounds could easily grant?
But even the dead yearns for someone to understand.
Wei Wuxian died at the siege of the Burial Mounds. Wen Yuan was never found by Lan Wangji.
This was such a stunning journey
I cried so many times reading this and not all of it was because of angst
I love the tie in to the other mxtx universes <3
I am WEAK for these two
That's what I read!
I'm still working through my MFL list; so many fics to go. I am very open to recs though and welcome any sent my way.
If you want a personalized fic list I am offering lists for Wangxian (some other MDZS pairings) and bingqiu, liushen, bingliushen (and some other SVSSS pairings) -just send me a dm with your theme and criteria! If I have fics that I have read that fit the vibe, I will happily rec a list <3