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Gomez: *listing things that probably were not made for each other* “Trump for the American dream?” Somebody in the audience: BOOO!!!

“I’m in love! You may be thinking, how does a fat, bald man with no defined sexuality fall in love? But you don’t understand. I’m in love… With the moon!” Later on: “we’re a quarter of a million miles away from each other… The perfect distance for romance!” Later later on: *jetpacks to the moon* Later later later on: *returns holding a shiny, silver, wrapped like a baby, moon-rock. It is not addressed.*

“So, how’s life kid?” “Too long.” “Yeah, tell me about it.”

“Oh Wednesday, she’s growing up so fast… She’ll be Thursday before you know it!”

Gomez: “My wife, let me tell you a secret. You are the most sublime,” *kisses hand* “Exquisite,” *kisses hand again* “Delectable woman in the world.” Morticia: “That’s not a secret.”

“What I lack in depth, I make up for in shallowness!”

“And what if I miss?” “Then you’ll be the last thing I ever see.” “that is so HOT”

*gets stabbed with a sword* “Good one! I hate you!”

“Now look at her. Old, deceived and deranged. Smoking weed in our attic. Our grandma. I will not end up like your mother!” “…I thought she was your mother?” “…” “no, seriously.”

“I was talking to grandma, and-” “Dont listen to that ancient hag she might not even be a part of the family.”

“And then my Grandfather, *rapid incomprehensible Spanish* sunk his ship.”

Wednesday *waddles on stage in a yellow dress* “…..hi.”

Gomez being the best fucking husband he’s so in love he keeps a secret from Morticia one time bc Wednesday asked him to and is so fucking torn over it. Feminist as fuck. Treasures his wife.

Wednesday having a fiance and then WIFE HELL YEAH

also the girl thing isn’t a big deal it’s expected “she’ll have plenty of girls. She’s MY daughter.” “once you find YOURSELF a girl.”

No no the dramatic part is that. She’s normal and not super Goth jdfndndnd

The drunk werewolf in the background who ends up tap dancing???

Morticia: *props her foot up on a gravestone and opens dress leg into a slit up to her knee*

Gomez: “mi amor! You beast of endless surprises!! You have LEGS!!!! *proceeds to tango*

“I’ll show you sewers fit for a QUEEN!”

“Hello! Please, you must tell me, my whole marriage depends on this! Is this truly the worst motel in France? Negative three stars?! Excellent!!”

“Mummy, cheer me up:(” “Oh, Pugsley, life is like tight-rope, and at the end of it, is your coffin. Feel better?” “…Yes, thank you!”

Gomez, counting on his fingers: “There is 1 thing id never do-” *a few songs later* “there are 2 things i’d never do-” *a few songs later* “there are… 3 things id never do…”

and also

Morticia: Wednesday, what does Mother say about making threats we know we can't keep?

Wednesday: Oh, no, Mother, I will keep it.

Lucas: No way!

Morticia admits as much: She’s impressed by this psycho femme fatale and thinks she’s a good addition to family. 

Me, an autistic person:

Broke: Gomez should be hot!

The whole point of The Addams Family is they go against societies expectations, they’re not going to care what people say is supposed to be cute or attractive. They’re happy as they are, and they’re considered weird for not caring what people think how they look. THAT WAS THE POINT OF THE COMICS.

Sure they’re even more exaggerated towards looking gruesome now, but I think that’s kind of needed to drive in the point.