Lottie Matthews #1 Sacrificial Lamb

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

hyperfixations are so embarrassing like nooo don’t look I have a crush. on this tv show

While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

forgive me father for i have grinned

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

People worrying is their fic is too self indulgent like....... that is the point of fanfiction. You are supposed to indulge . Every fic is self indulgent

Indulge in the thing you want. Do it more. Have all the cake. That's the entire point.

every day i aspire to be insane flirtatious androgynous and violent just like bugs bunny

he’s not just some guy he’s bisexual