Raccoons Are Trash Pandas

dude the abyss is totally gazing back at you. she obviously wants you. go over there and talk to her! get her number

not to brag but i have been performing quite well in my video games lately

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

hawaiian shirt + dark bags under eyes is a good look… it says yeah i would really love to be carefree and relaxed right now but certain circumstances have made that impossible

Made a uquiz, after wanting to for a long time. Which type of monsterfucker are you? (It’s safe for work)

General consensus seems to be “I tapped into your brain in only 10 questions.” Thanks for all the love for this quiz. I’ll make another should inspiration strike. Open to suggestions for topics and such!