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"You've quit every single day that you've worked here." 

"But I always come back!"

"Damn, why my cast look so good"

The answer was: we had make-up on set that day.

"Ugh, I can never remember if the Chariot is good or not."

"Oh the Chariot is like rah rah woman champion, second wave feminism, etcetera etcetera."

"What wave feminism are we on now?"

"You think I'm at the office but I'm actually in Westeros, thinking about Game of Thrones." 

My face when: people tell me, "I've only watched like the first two or three episodes of BLOGJOB."

"Ladies love bros with mysterious pasts."

Credit Adventure Time + J T Doggzone for this gem! 

"Some nights are Nine of Swords nights."

"Nope. You're still wrong."

SONJA: OUTSIDE + INSIDE

I know that feel, sister. I know that feel.

"You present an interesting theory. If only we had access to the world's information so we could verify it."

"Workplace Survival Techniques: 1. Imgur  2. YouTube  3. Alt-Tab"