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Made my weekly trip to my barber today.

Made my weekly trip to my barber today.

When it comes to life, I’ve kept it pretty normal.  I'm not a guy who paints his nails, and when I was in school, I was usually the first to get an F.  I overheard a couple of women the other day.  One was talking about her Summer Wardrobe.  It got me to thinking about how I’ve never had a Summer wardrobe. What separates me from Bradly Cooper or Denzel Washington is that I have no Wardrobe.   I’ve never really had a Fall, Winter, or Spring Wardrobe either.  You know what I thought to myself.  I’m wardrobe worthy.  My mom once told me the more clothes I put on, the better I looked.  I informed my wife that I had decided I wanted a Summer Wardrobe and a Fall one as well, to be prepared.  She scoffed and said I usually just wear jeans and a plain shirt, so it makes no sense.  I told her this guy is trying to class himself up.  I told her that I’m like that old car you have in the garage that everyone never thinks about.  You give it a new paint job and a flashy set of wheels, and Ba Boom, now everyone wants a ride in that baby.  She asked if I had any idea what look I was going for.  I told her I was going to watch a few celebrity gossip/news shows to get some ideas.  It’s time for this caterpillar to become a butterfly. My wife asked if there was anything else she should be looking forward to.  I told her Yes, I want to relax at a Cabana at the beach.  I even like to say the word, Cabana.  Perhaps someday we can have the dog take some sheep herding lessons.  What a great subject for conversation. My wife pointed out we have no sheep.  I know that, but It’ll come in handy if one of the cats gets outside.  

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