*dodger voice* i like the cut of your jib

this blog will be departing sometime in the next 24 hours, so pack your bags and move on over to yang-da-long (my new url) if u still care about this trainwreck

@acephobes if i were to fuse with my other cis heteromantic ace friend, would our combined forces then be “queer enough” for you

this week's event song may actually be the most annoying thing i've ever heard. is having to hear goddamn blueberry train over and over again my punishment for loving kotori too much? because i can take it, i just want to know.

shoutout to the young superwholocks on tumblr who are also sjws/feminists/activists of any sort. you're not immature because you enjoy problematic or mainstream content, and the shows you enjoy watching don't have to dictate your belief system. believe me, i used to be one of you!

reblog if sex is gross and probably made up by the government

I honestly continue to be astounded at how gullible I am and it causes so much anxiety?? like I'll see a girl pretending to be friendly with someone and be completely fooled and then they'll say something off to the side like "man I really hate her" and I'm just like. how did you learn to fake it that well. except pretty much everyone is capable of that, which means I'm just incapable of noticing, which means it's actually a possibility that everyone I know hates me and I have no idea

I really really wanna kiss markiplier on the cheek (and then die of embarrassment because I'm an innocent flower)