You're Under Arrest!

What sorta decency and common sense do you lack to ask me that?

Sometimes I’m my only friend and that’s how it’s gotta be.

I see reply’s are back on the network.

They’re not all I watch though, far from it.

It’s nothing.

Why? What’s there to do? Not my job to intervene, and frankly I’m not paying attention. I don’t care what other robot masters are spatting about.

Hello, Wilybot. I take it you want us to catch you again since last time was such good practice.

Whatever my assignment is that day.

>Makes me wonder... Am I turning 25, or 24? My body was technically built 25 years ago, but...

What? What do you take me for?

Looks like you’re in for another disappointing Christmas.

>I think I can stomach it.