gen.z-illennial

lore dropping is kinda crazy because sometimes when I’m mid conversation I realize that actually did happen to me

a while ago I was talking about something childhood related and at some point all I could think was 'hold on maybe this has something to do with me being the way I am'

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

Sorry I didn’t reply to your messages I was busy being that one homie that’s not gonna make it

You're gonna let somebody with an outside cat talk to you that way....?

I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

And sluts to sluts.

amen

they're on a video conference

very few things will make you feel as free as going on walks at night

unfortunately there are the horrors (men)

Gonna be so real if a 12 year old traced my art and put it on their school binder I would be so fucking honored

i would levy a lawsuit against them that would leave their family in ruins