simple things

diagnosed with woman in her twenties disease

Timmy Turner could wish for anything he wanted but chose to continue having big ass beaver teeth his entire life…

Technically your alarm tone is your theme song because it starts every episode!!

Seeing that Batman has a very active social life during the day, and must engage in combat nightly, he either has a very poor sleep schedule or drinks unholy amounts of coffee.

Me in nursing school

Everyone please shut up. God bless

babe, i don’t think an evil eye charm from shein is going to protect you…. 

Good morning to everyone except for the people who park their tiny little cars in a way that makes it look like the parking space is empty

all of us vaccinated people communicate directly to each other via brain chip technology and we all talk about how sexy we are

shhh dont spread our secrets