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I think Minecraft is simultaneously the worst and best video game

“no romance”????? i mean the endermen are RIGHT THERE

what are frogs

Tumblr is gonna die without me knowing a single fucking thing about Homestuck and honestly I think that’s pretty sexy of me

god made ferrets by taking a cat and rolling it between his hands like a long piece of play doh

Lmao I had a dream that Naruto was trying to find this all-powerful ninja who knew everything, who could give him wisdom and he showed me a picture of this ninja, and it was Spencer from iCarly

nothing could have prepared me for the ending of this sentence

yall hate ratatootie but who do u think is making ur food at olive garden huh!!??

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the real question is how the fuck did persephone only manage to eat 6 pomegranate seeds. theyre like the fucking cocaine of fruit you cant eat just 6 singular seeds you have to pop handfuls upon handfuls into ur mouth at rapid speeds and then get sad cause you spent half an hour getting them out of the pomegranate and ate all of them in 5 minutes

are you ok

pomy granite

people who say toxic is their favourite britney song have no personality

ill be in my secret library kissing evil girls

I wish Miku was real.