dirty numb angel boy

idk if writing 1 chapter ahead is actually the motive because im not banging my head against the wall reading my own writing from 40k words ago or if this chapter is just well written :)

i fear i snapped when writing this chapter because its a fucking breeze to edit my god <3 <3 should be up within the next 2 days at this rate

why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don’t sleep u don’t eat it’s like you’re on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year

God creating Adam and Eve then fucking off for the rest of the eternity like

yeah it’s actually canon that the Marauders got drunk and went skinny dipping one night, and they all started obnoxiously whistling and fanning themselves when Remus took off his shirt, I know this cuz I was a fish in the lake.

I really do think Wolf John Wolf and Star Star Black were meant to be together in every universe