holy moly

:// i wish trees and dirt existed outside of minecraft that would be so cool

*british accent* i con't sleep

Not to be corny but do u ever get hit with a wave of love so comfortable and deep that u feel like uve already loved this person for thousands of years

What are the strawberries for?

I thought it looked cute

JK Rowling Announces That Donald Trump is a Slytherin, Topples American Government

Beeitch you wish. 45 isn’t ducking RESOURCEFUL enough to be Slytherin. He’s a squib scum and wouldn’t be allowed twenty miles of Hogwart in the original books.

that idiot is not in my house, hell no. if you ask me he’s a Gryffindor, reckless and kinda stupid (not saying all Gryffindors are stupid tho, but he is).

I’m not gonna let you bash my house like that.

IM SORRY! PLEASE FORGIVE ME OLE’ WISE ONE! You’re house is far superior…..to Ravenclaw…….

Trump goes to durmstrang. HE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE

I am begging you people to shut the fuck up

imagine explaining this post to your grandmother

she took my kins in the divorce

If you make fun of trans guys whose voices start cracking when they go on T, I come to your house in person and take a bat to your knee caps.

Also if you make fun of a trans girl while she’s practicing on getting her voice where she wants it, I come to your house in person and take an ice pick to your skull.

i don’t “follow” my favorite bands. i just get pleasantly surprised when i find out that they released an album 2 months ago.

god do u ever just wanna [vwoops away from u like a minecraft enderman]