*insert witty phrase here*

the hiveswap steam greenlight description is golden holy shit

It is also worth noting that the only reason I have so much raw honey is because I made a dress for a beekeeper’s daughter.

And that I need the parakeet bones to make a necklace for the woman who fixed my antique cello.

And that I got the cello as payment for juggling at a child’s birthday party.

Lets have some fun. I have made a simple template. RULES: There are no rules. Butcher the fuck out of it and explain how you protect yourself. You can change the enemy, the victim, the weapon, literally anything. Use photoshop or whatever you want to butcher the living shit out of this template.

What I’ve found.

Walmart hires vampires. This explains why it’s open 24 hours a day, why working there is often described as ‘soul-sucking’, and why there’s almost always no windows.

Most damningly, Walmart is one of the few stores that specifically hires a ‘greeter’ with no other job than to welcome every person into the store.

So for those of you may or may not know the organization PETA is people against animal cruelty.

Well let me tell you a story that I just found out today.

Our dog Boulder is a show dog and he was at a show a few weeks or so ago.  PETA was also there and they were protesting how dog shows are inhumane. 

So what did they fucking do?  They let all/most of the dogs out of their kennels and put rat poison inside the kennels.

Boulder got sick after the show and as they were doing tests and everything they found the rat poison in his system.  PETA killed my dog.

My dog Boulder has cancer now which spread to his kidney and his lungs.  He is not going to make it.  He has lost a lot of weight and needs to be fed by hand because of fucking PETA. 

Does that mean colour is like

Aries - cancer

Taurus - cancer

Gemini - cancer

Cancer - n/a too good for everyone

Leo - cancer

Virgo - cancer

Libra - cancer

Scorpio - cancer

Sagittarius - cancer

Capricorn - cancer

Aquarius - cancer