a desheveled rat's hole in the wall

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

babe are you okay? you've hardly reblogged your snoopy of the day

Before we have any sexual intercourse let me see your Spotify .

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

hiring a mercenary

straight men have beauty standards for men that are completely different than the beauty standards women and gay men have for men and then they get mad when they conform to the beauty standards other podcast bros set for them and women still don’t find them attractive

while you were busy arguing about phrenology on Twitter, lamenting your weak jawline and making fun of dudes who don’t go to the gym, beautiful fat polyamorous men with nerdy personalities were busy snatching up the baddest bitches in your town. c’est la vie.

I was going to post a picture of what a centaur in Fallout looks like for people unaware of the games, but uh, I'm literally afraid of people's reactions. Just...google it okay. It's not a centaur like you may be picturing in mythology and I need you to know that.