stolen love

being sensitive is embarrassing, ohhh your tone was different than usual well i'm gonna go jump in front of a trolley now bye

spiritually you will never employ me

god i hate knowing i have stuff to do it's like bearing a curse

just realized that there were definitely celebrities who got infected in the last of us which is hilarious to think about. imagine getting attacked by a zombie and your last thought before you die is "is that fucking justin timberlake?"

yes she's problematic but her cunt levels are off the charts + off the wall

i dont die when im killed amd when i die im fine and im still alive

I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me

there is no justice in this world for girls who don’t want to get up but have to

this summer i will learn italian and french and russian and run a marathon everyday and work for three months and get fifty new ear piercings and read every work of high literature ever created and watch every movie. but most importantly just chill and relax