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#𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗭𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗗 — indie Bakugou Katsuki of Boku no Hero Academia. est Dec 2019. carrd.
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#𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗭𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗗 — indie Bakugou Katsuki of Boku no Hero Academia. est Dec 2019. carrd.

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putting Katsuki on hiatus, just ain't feeling his muse. find me at any of my other blogs linked in my pinned post <3
muse || shoto
He rubs the back of his head sheepishly, but offers no apologies or excuses. He knows they would be a wasted effort, and would only serve to make him look even more miserable. Bakugo is right, of course. Shoto knows he is. Miserable is a good descriptor for the pro hero, caused by faults both his own and out of his control.
Maybe he should go see that therapist Izuku recommended, after all.
He clears his throat, and straightens up. “Enough serious conversation. I doubt you came by to hear my sob story again.” He’s gotten a little better at expressing actual emotion with his words since his high school days, but the joke was still delivered a little flat and he feels it.
“Here,” he says, coming to a stop and gesturing to the building beside him. “I heard a father telling someone about this place as he was picking up his kid a few weeks ago.” He shrugs, a small smile on his face. “I’ve come here for lunch almost every week since.”
❝ I know your stupid fuckin’ sob story by heart at this point. ❞ for halfie’s sake, Katsuki doesn’t elaborate further. even he can admit that there’d always seemed to be some sort of cloud that hung over half-and-half even on a good day, some all encompassing feeling of sorrow that permeated the very air around him.
it lightened, sometimes, that tension in the air that just came from being in halfie’s vicinity. like right now, when he’s telling Katsuki something the blond absolutely does not give a shit about, but it’s accompanied by a small smile that seems so rare on the guy’s face.
they’re friends, sorta, but he doesn’t dare point it out.
❝ better be good or I’m gonna make you pay after all, halfie. ❞ all bravado, of course. he was serious earlier: halfie’d pay over his damn dead body.
🍎 。:*• ─ FUNNY BIRTHDAY SENTENCE STARTERS. › ( a compilation of funny quotes taken from various birthday cards. feel free to adjust them to better fit your muses ! )
it’s my muse’s birthday ! what would yours say to them ?
1. ❝ Congrats on not being dead yet ! ❞ 2. ❝ One year closer to granny panties ! ❞ 3. ❝ Free cake ! I mean, happy birthday ! ❞ 4. ❝ I’ll always be younger than you. Ha ha ! ❞ 5. ❝ In whiskey years, you just got more delicious ! ❞ 6. ❝ For the record, you’re not old. You’re a classic ! ❞ 7. ❝ A late birthday card is better than a late period ! ❞ 8. ❝ Candles aren’t the only thing getting blown tonight ! ❞ 9. ❝ Happy anniversary of your umbilical cord separation ! ❞ 10. ❝ Another 365 days since you fell out of a vagina. Hooray ! ❞ 11. ❝ This is an annual reminder that I’m super glad you were born ! ❞ 12. ❝ The older you get, the better you get ! Unless you’re a banana… ❞ 13. ❝ I’m really glad your parents had unprotected sex ! Happy birthday ! ❞ 14. ❝ Today we celebrate the only time you won a race. Happy birthday ! ❞ 15. ❝ I’m glad you were born, my life would be pretty boring without you ! ❞ 16. ❝ Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. ❞ 17. ❝ Happy birthday to the love of my life, and the biggest pain in my ass. ❞ 18. ❝ I wanted to give you something amazing, but I didn’t fit in the gift bag. ❞ 19. ❝ Thanks for being born ! It’s a great excuse for us to get drunk and eat cake ! ❞ 20. ❝ I wish you happy birthday with all my butt ! I’d say heart, but my butt is bigger. ❞ 21. ❝ You suck… at aging ! Can you at least try to look older ? Happy birthday, anyway ! ❞ 22. ❝ Happy birthday ! We’ve been through a lot together, and most of it was your fault ! ❞ 23. ❝ Let’s celebrate your birthday the way you came into this world — naked and screaming ! ❞ 24. ❝ Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show that people who have more birthdays live the longest ! ❞ 25. ❝ Happy birthday to the funniest, prettiest, classiest bitch I know… other than myself, of course ! ❞ 26. ❝ Happy birthday ! Always remember that if you fall, I’ll be there to pick you up… after I finish laughing, of course ! ❞ 27. ❝ Happy birthday to the smartest, funniest and most beautiful person in the world ! Wait, did I say “to” ? I meant “from” ! ❞ 28. ❝ This is not a birthday card ! Because if it was, then it would be late. But it’s not a birthday card, so it’s not late ! ❞ 29. ❝ I think me being your [friend/girlfriend/boyfriend/etc…] is enough of a birthday gift. You’re welcome ! ❞ 30. ❝ Good things take time, just like me remembering your birthday. Happy belated birthday ! ❞ 31. ❝ I didn’t get you anything, but I thought about it. They say it’s the thought that counts ! Happy birthday ! ❞ 32. ❝ I wanted to send you something sexy, but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox… anyway, happy birthday ! ❞ 33. ❝ Happy birthday to a [brother/boyfriend/husband/etc…] that has the world’s greatest [sister/girlfriend/wife/etc…] ! You are so lucky ! ❞ 34. ❝ There’s two things to remember on your birthday. First, forget the past, because you can’t change it ; second, forget the present — I didn’t buy you one. ❞ 35. ❝ For your birthday I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life. ❞
Birthday Sentence Starters
You don’t see a lot of these around, but here are some birthday prompts for muses birthdays! For muses that like to celebrate or not.
❝Hey birthday girl/boy, I heard it was your birthday today!❞
❝I baked you a cake! I hope you like it.❞
❝Oh, wow, your birthday was today? Sorry it slipped my mind.❞
❝My birthday is today, but it’s really not a big deal.❞
❝I really don’t celebrate birthdays because remind me of terrible memories.❞
❝I’ve never celebrated my birthday before.❞
❝C’mon! You can’t sit inside all day. Today is your birthday!❞
❝Wait, your birthday is today?! Why didn’t you tell me?!❞
❝Happy Birthday, _______! I got something planned for both of us!❞
❝Why do people make a big deal out of birthdays?❞
❝Close your eyes. I got a surprise for you!❞
❝This isn’t how I planned to spend my birthday…❞
❝Don’t tell me this is another surprise party.❞
❝Come on losers, today is my birthday and we’re gonna party all night long!❞
❝Remember the last time you threw a party for me? That was a mess. Let’s do something quiet this time.❞
❝I really don’t like parties, let’s just do something just the two of us.❞
❝I planned this whole day out for you. You’re not spending your birthday alone.❞
❝Well, this isn’t the worst birthday I ever celebrated.❞
❝Thank you, this is the best birthday ever!❞
❝You don’t have to celebrate with me. I’m used to spending it alone.❞

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I may not be on for Katsuki’s birthday tomorrow as I just got REALLY sick but if y’all send birthday stuff I’ll answer it even if his birthday passes
tw: implied character death
Fresh clothes would be nice.
Izuku tugged at his tattered yellow scarf and his mud-stained gloves, feeling slightly self-conscious and out of place in this clean environment. To be fair, he was grateful that whatever power had sent him into the future sent him in his own clothes, and didn't leave him to deal with whatever disintegrated scraps that would have been left behind in the coffin with the corpse.
"You don't think we switched, right?" Izuku asked as they started down the path to the blond's apartment - it was a thought that had suddenly occurred to him. "Like, I got transported into the future somehow, and the...body...got flung back a few years?" The thought was a worrisome one indeed. "If that's the case, I might give All Might a heart attack. And Endeavor, Hawks, also Best Jeanist!" He was not traveling alone, after all, and the adults would not react well to a spontaneous corpse.
"I am probably overthinking..." Surely if something like that happened, then the timeline would already be affected. Maybe. This whole situation was too complicated.
Besides, there was something else to distract him now.
"This is your place?" Izuku inquired, peering curiously at the door, wondering what could be hiding behind it.
Katsuki has the sense not to engage in any thinking of whether or not Izuku had switched with his body. not only because there’s nothing he can damn well do about it if that had happened, but because his already queasy stomach couldn’t handle that line of thought. he definitely hadn’t taken his medication this morning, he can already tell.
❝ yeah, don’t be going through my fuckin’ shit. just find some clothes to wear in the closet. ❞ not that he’ll say he has anything to hide, per say, but there’s definitely some semblance of privacy he’d like to keep. of course Izuku’s probably not going to listen, but whatever, gives him a chance to yell.
unlocking the door, he freely lets them in, heading straight for the kitchen counter where his extra hearing aids are charging. Katsuki’d always been an overly organized person. he didn’t like clutter, didn’t like things out of place, and generally could be a pain in the ass to live with. that’s why his apartment feels so bare, with only a few pieces of furniture, and next to no decoration.
actually, the only thing he can count as decoration is the wooden cube storage unit that houses too many damn pieces of All Might memorabilia to be healthy, multiple pieces stuck into eleven of the twelve spots. in the middle, a very familiar, very worn mask sits in a glass case to protect the remains of green cloth attached to it, right in the middle cube at eye level with Katsuki.
❝ y’hungry? ❞ he calls, turning back once his charged aids are in. ❝ I got a bunch of stuff and I won’t make it too damn spicy since you’re a wimp. ❞
Deku.
Is it funny or depressing that, even after all these years, it’s a shudder running down his spine that’s his body’s first, uncontrolled reaction upon hearing this ugly nickname? At least this time, a different feeling accompanies Izuku; not even a ghost of fear that would once swallow him whole. Tonight it feels much more like good, old anger.
“Deku.” The man repeats the word that stuck to him more than his own name, tone quiet as he remembers how it sounded. God, but why today, why always the worst possible timing?
The footsteps behind his back get louder; it seems Izuku won’t have much say in the matter. “Dynamight,” he returns the greeting when he can hear the hero close in, hands pushed deep into his pockets as he does speaks, “So, now what?”
if Katsuki is at all unsettled by the greeting, he doesn’t show it. he at least understood it, close enough to Deku that he was able to understand the words, however short and simple they are. he doesn’t — really remember the last time he’d seen Deku. whatever his last memory of the green haired boy is, he’s clearly forgotten it after all this time. how annoying.
❝ ha? using that name... ❞
there’s something vaguely unsettling about hearing his hero name from Deku, like it’s the wrong thing to call him. no, that’s not it, not quite. fixing his hat by the brim, he makes sure to stop several strides away.
❝ can really recognize me just like that, huh? ❞
❝ NO ONE ASKED YOU, DISCOUNT AIRPODS. ❞
gravitatis:
They might not be exactly friends – as much as Ochako would like him to accept her as one as well –, but that had been just a terrible way to start things; especially if they might see each other’s face for a while, with no such distractions as classes and the other students pulling them into their respective friend groups. If she could say she had one to begin with, her being known a to fluctuate between all of her colleagues, as friendly as she could be, most of times.
She considered the grilled fish for a few seconds before settling down to the seat. That was oddly nice of him, and not at all helping with the guilt bubbling inside of her now that she started to feel a bit more awaken, enough to begin thinking more clearly than she had before, when she had been caught by him in a state that almost resembled more sleep than wakefulness.
Her eyes were kept to her lap, momentarily incapable to look at him at all. “I’m sorry…” Her voice was involuntarily softer, but as embarrassed as she got, the more she wanted to disappear; no wonder once in a while she ended up in the ceiling. She cleared her throat in an attempt to push away her feelings and speak clearer. “I’m sorry. I really was the a – asshole.” Ochako didn’t really believe that after that, she had any right to hold her excuses. They didn’t matter. “I’m not going to do that anymore…”
❝ look, round cheeks, it’s not a big fuckin’ deal. ❞ although, Katsuki will admit, he can actually understand what she’s saying, through some mixture of watching her lips intently and her actually speaking clearly. it is taking every last nerve in his body to keep himself from being too abrasive, and probably every last god damn coping mechanism Hound Dog had tried to instill in him during his mandatory therapy sessions.
rubbing at his forehead, he stuffs a bite of rice into his mouth to give himself just a moment to consider how to continue the conversation. it’s not a big deal, Katsuki’d dealt with people all his life who couldn’t or wouldn’t adapt to his hearing problems, whether on purpose or not. it’s not like he’d ever given his classmates a rundown on how to help him or how to properly communicate with him — therapy kind of tells him this is just as much his fault as hers. unfortunately he’s definitely not reached the point where he’ll apologize, just sigh in aggravation and move forward with the conversation.
❝ look, if I forget my aids, tell me to put them in like this, ❞ he says, curling his index finger and thumb into a shape resembling a ‘c’ before bringing it to his ear. furrowing his brows, he considers that that might be more complicated than her simply trying to mime to him. ❝ or just get my attention or whatever. we’re gonna be here a few days, so whatever, I don’t really give a damn how you tell me. can you cook? ❞

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I’m hitting a new level of not giving a fuck
I’m off for the whole weekend and my kids are coming to ruin y’all’s careers with replies
I’ll be getting to replies as soon as I can. I’m having trouble wording some of them but they are coming, just some are coming slower than others. I’ve been having less muse on Baku for a few days so I’ll mostly be on shootstyled and iceablaze so bother Izu and Shouto
no offense to positivity but i love holding grudges and i’m not going to forget about someone who hurt me
“holding grudges isn’t good for you” yeah well neither is people hurting me and getting away w/ it so here we are

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after party
the only time members of the bakusquad can torment bakugou with zero repercussions is when he's unable to fight back
this post is completely inspired by this bakusquad post by @luckylightningbolts