~Dragon of Blue Lighting~

Rate my character of their attractiveness.

A+: Flawless/Smexy

vigilant-morning-star:

oldbirdbrain:

“What does he have that ol’ Raven the Great don’t? Noth’n!…Well. Noth’n but maybe youth….liveliness……that tricky sword play that drives the ladies wild-…”

“…!!”

Dammit! He can’t compete with that! Not with someone so young an’ spry!! Judith would be lost to him forever- that beauty, that face….that chest! Those hips!!!!

LOST!!!!

That beauty

that face

that chest

those hips!

That beauty

that face

that chest

“With lil’ ol’ Raven~? Ain’t noth’n the matter as long as those beautiful eyes are’a look’n my way~♥”

-and those beautiful breasts are in sight.

“……Favorite…?”

“Hey, garbage is still garbage.” He was half-joking, mostly. He’s not really one to put himself down. “So what brings you to call me over? You’re not planning on taking out the trash, are you?” There’s a playful tone in his voice.

“Jee, is that how you’re going to call me over now? Your taste in garbage is terrible, y’know.”

Continued from: here

“Oh Judith Darl’n, I didn’t expect ya ta take my joke’n so seriously! If ya got someth’n ta tell ol’ Raven, then by all means, he’s all ears an’ ready ta listen ta that sweet, sultry voice’a yer’s tell’n’em whatever it’s gotta say! Ya know that, don’t’cha? He’s always here ta listen, ‘specially when it’s about the mysterious ways’a the heart of beautiful young maiden, like yerself~♥”

shitpostgenerator sentence starters

shitpostgenerator sentence starters

shitpostgenerator sentence starters

❝  please don’t feel the buttplug.  ❞

❝  why are you screaming at pasta?  ❞

❝  you can’t trust angry taxes.  ❞

❝  where are the friends?  ❞

❝  avoid father.  ❞

❝  i fucked capitalism.  ❞

❝  *punches your cops while i save me from kinkshaming evil cash*  ❞

❝  buddy i aam afraid.  ❞

❝  fucked up.  ❞

❝  but can your wicked sick republican mail your friends my communist gender?  ❞

❝  i can’t believe a sjw fucked the moon  ❞

❝  judge the nut.  ❞

❝  warning: controversial horses.  ❞

❝  what is the ass man?  ❞

❝  i need to know if i can suck your mozzarella stick.  ❞

❝  destroy the moon.  ❞

❝  you are rude and libertarian and can’t have your drugs dissapointed.  ❞

❝  here we kinkshame worthless dead kinkshaming.  ❞

❝  i will not suck a certain snowman.  ❞

❝  i have become a fool.  ❞

❝  my moms.  ❞

❝  fuck you, tiffany.  ❞

❝  do aliens eat ass?  ❞

❝  i am the first werewolf to feel regrets.  ❞

❝  can communists find me?  ❞

❝  who put a fish on my kinky train?  ❞

❝  who put shitty pizza on my miserable corpse?  ❞

❝  why are tragedies so heterosexual?  ❞

❝  can raccoons feel me?  ❞

❝  bros.  ❞

❝  here we bully the capitalist government.  ❞

❝  i don’t want to suffer anymore.  ❞

❝  suddenly children.  ❞

❝  go on a date with bees.  ❞

❝  half disappointment, half snowman.  ❞

❝  how to prevent a husband.  ❞

❝  please stop disappointing bees.  ❞

❝  large dick ruined by blender.  ❞

❝  fuck dudes who lie about bread.  ❞

❝  i was aroused by my hat.  ❞

❝  this fruit wants to be known as ‘the lord of weed’.  ❞

❝  location: forest.  ❞

❝  can i doxx a bear?  ❞

❝  it’s okay to confess your feelings for garbage.  ❞

❝  block jesus.  ❞

❝  way too many spiders.  ❞

❝  look at this incredibly naked man.  ❞

❝  are we all a titty?  ❞

❝  i will vore my way out of hell to fuck up the sentient god of cops.  ❞

❝  burn in hell.  ❞

❝  you need to not date trash.  ❞

❝  my goal is to straight up suffer.  ❞