These Gay Dumb Monsters Keep Making Out In My Brai

Name: Yulon, GM (Enforcer Tag)

Age: 30

Sex: Trans DTM (He/Him)

Weapon: ???

Faction: Unison

Occupation: Enforcement (Admin)

Relationship Status: Married to Charae

Close Friends: Charae, Fucshia, Lock, Cram, Hrugar, Tulri, Zyke, Anthar

Friends: Salome

Knows of: Yuim

Family: Father???

Goals and Motivations:

- I love my wife!!! #1 Wife lover!!!!!

- I’m trans. I don’t go constantly telling others about it, but it’s not like a total secret, either. I pass pretty well, and I’m happy about it. All my friends know, but I’m pretty sure they forget sometimes. I don’t have my uterus or ovaries anymore, just my testes.

- Tulri’s the one of very few who know me pre-transition. I helped mentor her in early schooling and helped her figure out her gender identity and that she had a crush on Salome. And then I got pulled to be homeschooled, lol.

- My sweet, lovely, glorious wife and I are trying for a baby. I can work easily from home and take care of the baby and the chores, since Charae is pretty insistent on returning to work once she’s able. However, try as we might, conceiving has been just out of reach. Charae blames herself, as if she’s broken, but I am happy and eager to keep trying for as long as it takes. I love her and I wanna give her a baby!

- So I am very good with technology and IT stuff. Always have been, even since I was pretty little. I do all the cool techie electronics stuff for Enforcement. Outside of work, I help Yuim in Admin with some back-door-security stuff since I may or may not have gotten into places that were supposed to be more secure. Whoopsie.

Personality and Interests:

- I am the group dad. I am always around when people need advice or an extra hand. I feel blessed to be appointed such a position of knowing slightly more things than anyone else in my friend group. Charae tries very hard to be group mom, but my lovely sweetheart is just not cut out for it. Con mom, maybe, but group mom, no. That’s either Zyke, for when you need someone to cry to, or Anthar, for when you need a bandaid or a boo-boo kiss.

- I love to play MMORPGs with my friends. I’ve been playing the same one since its release and have pretty much roped Tulri, and subsequently, all of her friends into playing it. Since I’ve been playing it for so long and so continuously, I’ve got admin privileges there, too. Definitely NOT because I hacked them to myself and the mods decided to let me keep it because I figured it out. We’re friends now.

- Everyone constantly asks me: “Yu, how’d you land such a bangin’ wife? She’s totally out of your league!” Yeah buddy I don’t fucking have a clue either. I met her online when I was a streamer. No face cam or anything. She didn’t even know what I looked like until she moved onto campus as an Enforcer. I was never secretive about being a fat fuck though.

- Lock and Cram are kinda like my boys. They’re just so dumb and helpless that I can’t help but feel the urge to take care of them. Cram’s smart, just super unconfident and self-depreciating. Meanwhile Lock is just a walking bag of rocks.

- I enjoy live-streaming when I have the free time. Content creation is pretty fun.

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Name: Charae, MMO (Enforcer tag)

Age: 26

Sex: Female (She/Her)

Weapon: ???

Faction: Unison

Occupation: Enforcer (Motor/Bike Enforcer)

Relationship Status: Married to Yulon

Close Friends: Yulon, Tulri, Zyke, Salome, Anthar

Friends: Lock, Cram, Zyria, Hrugar

Knows of: Shine, Orture

Family: Family in Unison?

Goals and Motivations:

- I love my husband! #1 husband lover!!!

- Yulon and I are trying very hard to start a family and have a baby. While there’s nothing wrong with Yulon’s ability to conceive, my body’s not wanting to cooperate. It’s endlessly frustrating, and we’re this close to considering medical intervention.

- Tulri and Salome need to start dating already! I’ll help however I can to help then officially date! We all go on double dates together already! Sheesh!

Personality and Interests:

- I love cosplay and dressing up! It’s a little hard to cosplay because of, ya know, the horns and the fur, but I still like to make costumes! I help work on all the outfitting of senior Enforcer uniforms, too! I get them all personally tailored to each Beast’s needs.

- I’m a big fat weeb! I love anime! I love manga! I loooove Vocaloids and UTAU! I love vtubers!

- I may be pretty and have big fat boobies, but please know that I’m just as silly and unserious as Tulri and Zyke! I love to be goofy too!

- I am a motorbike Enforcer. That means that I get to ride around Unison all day, zoomin’ on my bike and helping people!

- I love gaming, especially with my hubby and friends.

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Name: Mask (Enforcer tag), ??? (real name)

Age: 27

Weapon: Hook swords

Sex: Female (She/Her)

Faction: Unison

Occupation: Enforcement (Mage)

Relationship Status: Single (Fw/B with Fuchsia)

Close Friends: Fuchsia, Cylia, Tulri, Dodge

Friends: Zyke, Anthar, Lock, Cram, Hrugar

Knows of: Sirit, Hadet, Omelette, Xevis

Family: Grandparents

Goals and Motivations:

- When I was younger, I applied to enter into the Mage College, but I just couldn’t meet their requirements, no matter how hard I tried or how much I tried to convince Xevis that I AM a capable mage. So when it came time to take the entrance exam, I became desperate and cheated. I etched runes into my skin, wore gloves, and took the test. Of course I passed with flying colors, but it was only a matter of time before I got caught. So I became an Enforcer instead, since I could still practice in magic and help people.

- I want to become a really strong mage so that the college regrets kicking me out.

- Cylia has the potential to be a fantastic mage, and will eventually surpass me in skill, but until then I’m happy to teach her!

- I love any attention I get from Fuchsia. She’s so hot and nice and pretty.

- I have a friendly rivalry with Zyke since we both really like Fuchsia. He’s a good friend of mine. Too bad boys drool and girls rule.

Personality and Interests:

- I’m a pretty casual person. I like to take it easy, nothing too serious.

- I don’t find myself to be competitive. Until you pose as a challenge to me. Then I’ll focus in.

- I like to take care of myself. Keep a happy body. Stay clean and preened.

- I’m not above breaking the rules. Being a little naughty. So long as it doesn’t hurt anyone. Like how stealing from a grocery store is fine. I guess. I dunno, I’m an Enforcer, idk if I should be saying this kinda stuff.

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Name: Dodge (Enforcer tag), ??? (Real name)

Age: 25

Sex: Male (He/Him)

Weapon: ???

Faction: Unison

Occupation: Enforcement (Aid)

Relationship Status: Single

Close Friends: Tulri, Zyke, Anthar, Mask, Cylia, Fuchsia, Lock, Cram

Friends: Yulon, Charae, Hrugar

Knows of:

Family: Father, Dide, Siblings

Goals and Motivations:

- I really like teaching and helping my junior Enforcers. I know a lot of Enforcers aren’t big fans of it, but I like helping others become better and show others what I’ve studied hard at. Being that I teach a majority of Aid classes, I get a teachers assistant, and I really want it to be Cylia, since she’s so good at it. She’s on the fence about it.

- My Dad was an Enforcer, even in Aid like I am. He got deployed when I was younger, but came home with all sorts of amazing stores of village life, helping people, and making friends all over the world. I want to help people, just like he did, and get deployed too.

- I want a boyfriend! I’m lonely as fuck! I see all my friends hooking up or going on dates and it’s not fair! I put myself out there but I can’t seem to attract any cute guys! And I refuse to hook up with someone from Fuchsia’s club. If I’m gonna get a guy, it’s gonna be the old-fashioned way of flirting, failing, and him falling in love with me. Or maybe I’ll find a cute village boy while I’m deployed.

- I have a strong feeling, suspicion even, that Tulri is stupid in love with Salome. Just a hunch.

- In order to become deployed, I need to become fluent (at least conversationally) in Beast Speak. Luckily it’s Cylia’s first language and she’s a great teacher, so I get tutored by her.

Personality and Interests:

- I like to DJ on the weekends at a small local club. Sometimes my friends send me samples of music to use in my sets. It’s just a hobby.

- I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. I don’t do drugs. I’m fine with being sober.

- I love being a good egg! All my friends like to be dumb and stupid and hop fences or be loud in public! I’m sorry I was raised with a sense of shame and good morals.

- However, I also love my friends. If they asked me to do something I wouldn’t do normal I probably would, so long as it doesn’t make me loose sleep at night.

- I’ll do anything if the boy is cute enough. Maybe even smoke a weed blunt. I’m desperate. I’ve been described by my friends as a “gay mess”.

- I would be too handsome for this world if didn’t have alopecia. My locks would’ve been too luscious and captivating. At least my showers are quicker.

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Name: Farris, Ikkit’ut by Kanne and Hadet (Monster/Animal and Wild)

Age: Unknown, assumed to be over 40

Sex: Male (He/Him)

Weapon: ???

Faction: Cruelty

Occupation: Primord

Relationship: Single

Close Friends: Hadet, Kanne

Friends:

Knows of: Grows-Bones, Sirit, Hugo

Family: None

Goals and Motivations:

- Hadet and Kanne beat me in battle, so I must listen to them. They are the only ones I respect. Whatever they say, I do, regardless of if I want to or not.

- I crave violence. Not honorable battle like Kanne. Violence. Bloodshed. Murder. Pain.

- Chaos is the only certainty in life. I exist to enforce that chaos prevails.

- Kanne is right: we should overthrow Hadet! Rule the world! Plunge it into war!

- Hadet has me locked up in shackles and a pillory when I can’t be monitored freely. He thinks he can fix me. Fix my brain, the way I think, the way I act! Well I can’t!

- I offer blood and worship for the minor gods of Natural Disaster and Deceit.

Personality and Interests:

- I am evil! I am bad!

- I have a mental disease that makes me want to assault people. I have groped, harmed and assailed people out of my uncontrollable cravings. Urges.

- I love to hurt people. Nothing’s funnier than the cry people make when you twist their arm the wrong way.

- Cheating’s great! Who cares if it’s right or wrong: if you win, you win! Play dirty!

- I don’t care how I look. If I look scary enough maybe I’ll startle my enemies!

- I ain’t go no hair because I keep pulling it out! Hah!

- I don’t remember how I fucked up my face. I was probably in another state of mind. Don’t much care anyways.

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Name: Kanne

Age: 35(?)

Sex: Female (She/They)

Weapon: Greatsword

Faction: Cruelty

Occupation: Primord

Relationship Status: Single

Close Friends:

Friends: Hadet, Farris

Knows of: Sirit, Hugo, Bones, Salome

Family: None

Goals and Motivations:

- I exist to fight. The call of war fills my lungs. The urge of battle runs amidst my veins. The desire for bloodshed runs inherent in all Beasts, but I have mastered it. I am a warmonger. Battlemaiden. A true conquerer.

- I have only ever lost one battle in my entire existence, and that was to Hadet in the Primord Battles. How he was able to beat me is beyond my comprehension. Because of my defeat, I am below him, and he is always ready to remind me just how he beat me. No matter how much I train and fight, Hadet always wins when we spar. He never cheats. He fights like a true warrior. He is honorable. I respect him, fear him, and hate his guts. I have no choice but to listen to his orders.

- Sirit and Grows-Bones are unfit for the role of Primord. For years, Primords have been the most physically strong and capable Beasts, and while Sirit is a powerful mage, she is weak without her magic and her monster. Bones, though imposing in stature, cannot fight and does not care for battle. Both are weak, and I’d love to usurp them of their titles, but Hadet protects them. They do not have my respect.

- Farris what happens to weakminded Beasts that give in to their carnal desires and do not temper their minds. I may be violent, but at least I am sensible and calculated. Farris is truly an untamed monster who listens to only Hadet and I through use of violent force. I think he should be castrated.

- I’ll never admit it aloud, but I am terrified of becoming pregnant. The idea of a living creature, growing inside of your organs and feeding off of your body is nauseating to conceive. Plus, if I were to become pregnant, I would have to stop fighting to raise offspring, putting all of my desires and missions on hold for at least 20 years. It is selfish of a child to demand so much help, so I refuse to become pregnant, have sex or even date. I take herbs that keep me from going into Estrus. As a Primord, however, there is the expectation for females to produce offspring. I have been approached by many males, didals, and even females, who have tried to demand my body from me, in which case I remove their offenders from their body. I dry them out and string them on my wall in the Bulwark as a reminder to all to leave me and my body alone.

- My breasts removed for two reasons: they got in the way of me fighting and they were an easy target for people to grope. So I cut them off. I like the scars and find them a testament to my devotion to war.

- I’d love to remove Hadet from his rule over us Primords and rule all of Cruelty with an iron fist. I want to rule the world.

- I worship the god of Victory and the god of Death. My weapon can have its heritage traced back to the god of Victory.

Personality and Interests:

- I love to fight. I don’t mind sparring, but I want to cut into opponents with actual metal, not wood or leather.

- People either fear me or revere me. I am popular with the people of Cruelty for my violence. I’m fine with this, so long as they don’t get in the way of my goals.

- No one should fear death if you die honorably in battle.

- Sending Sirit body parts of fallen foes is like a little game for me. Which opponent has the best muscle tone? Who’s swing stung me the hardest? Were there any with interesting traits? Although Sirit is weak, I am fond of her as a little girl. She is cute and helpless, like a baby animal. Sometimes, if I notice that a foe was well endowed, I will send it to Sirit for her to use on her Monster. She and I have a magical box in which I can place and item and she’ll receive it.

- I’m not much of a talker. Sure, you can talk at me, but good luck having me respond. I don’t care about you.

- I like to look good and take care of my body. I am only efficient as a war machine if my body is in good condition. Being aesthetically pleasing helps my morale, too.

- For me, personally, Kanne is the weapon more than the flesh. Kanne is the action of the body using its weapon. Kanne is the greatsword, and I become like her when she is out. This may be hard to explain to non-Beasts.

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Name: Grows-Bones, Bones

Age: 32

Sex: Didal (They/Them)

Weapon: ???

Faction: Cruelty

Occupation: Primord

Close Friends: Hadet, Sirit

Friends: Hugo

Knows of: Kanne, Farris, Yuim, Salome, Salem, Etsis, Hrugar, Shine, Orture, Millius, Tiruki

Family: Family in Unison-aligned city

Goals and Motivations:

- This planet, the only one we have left for us, has been absolutely decimated by the millennia of wars brought on by both Man and Beast. I feel like it is my duty, and all of Beastkind’s duty, to work hard to revitalize the planet and make it sustainable for all to live on. Things like sustainability, reforestation, conservation and biodiversity are all very important to me, and I will hope that both Unity and Cruelty can come together on this idea.

- I would not be a Primord if it wasn’t for Hadet. Hadet had heard of the work I was doing even before the Primord battles, and agreed with my ideas. When it came to our match, I surrendered to him, and he fought my battles for me, eventually securing both of our places as Primords. Besides the fact that Hadet is a very good person, I am devoted to him and owe him a lot. He is my best friend. Sometimes we preform his priestly duties together.

- I am ex-Unison/Unity, but that carries too much negative connotation. I left Unison during Salem’s time as a Sector Leader, and even with my actions and petitioning, I was unhappy with the lack of change, so I left to make my own movement. While I still try to lead a very low-tech lifestyle in the Bulwark (where technology is frowned upon), I still have my secret “creature comforts” like a solar panel, lamps, and even a percolator. Sometimes I miss city living, and would love to visit Unison again.

- I’ve been very happy with Salome’s progress with her time as Sector Leader. She is very different from her father and her compassion for both her people and her planet shows. Hadet talks a lot about her, and I look forward to meeting her in-person someday.

Personality and Interests:

- I am a priest if Himma but NOT like Hadet. I celebrate the ACTUAL fertility and crop harvest aspect of Himma. He is primarily the god of agriculture and harvest, and I think “Mr. Virility” himself tends to forget that’s what literally EVERYONE ELSE worships of him.

- I enjoy taking walks, hiking, rock climbing, and all sorts of outdoor activities. I also like pressing leaves and flowers, or taking reliefs of what I cannot pick. Botany rules!

- I like to work hard in the dirt, and I do not fear hard labor. I may not be as strong as someone like Hadet physically, but I will use my hands wherever they may be needed.

- I’m a good listener. I’ve been told that I am a good mediator and can bring about compromises. I like giving advice and my opinion of things, if asked.

- No, the horns don’t hurt. Yes I have to grind them down from curling into my eye. Yes I have check-ups with an outside doctor to monitor its growth. It’s nothing more than a genetic abnormality.

- I know I may be tall and bulky, but I’m truly a gentle giant! Fighting, sparing and training don’t really interest me. Hadet tries to get me to spar, trust me.

- Fuck Kanne and Farris. I get the whole Blabeast “warrior species tradition” thing, but is all this bloodshed really necessary? I know Hadet uses them as a form of punishment or offensive for aggressive villages, but I don’t get why he still lets them be around. I guess they’re easier to monitor if they’re closer to home?

- Sirit complains to me about not getting enough attention from Hadet and bitch!!! Me too! I want his attention too! Has anyone ever considered that I like Hadet as a little bit more than just a friend? Huh?

- Sirit is very sweet when she wants to be, but goodness she is so shy. I like to be nice to her when I can. I like to gift her rocks and gemstones since we both enjoy geology.

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Name: Hugo, the Homunculus, Monster

Age: it’s complicated, but socially and physically “adult”

Sex: it’s complicated. Presume both agender and pangender to be equally applicable and correct. Interchangeable genitalia. (It/They/He/She; any pronouns)

Weapon: None, but skilled at hand-to-hand

Faction: Cruelty, Sirit

Occupation: Servant and Speaker for Sirit

Relationship Status: Single(?)

Close Friends: Sirit, Hadet, Grows-Bones, Kanne

Friends: Farris

Knows of:

Family: Sirit (creator), Kanne (parts provider)

Goals and Motivations:

- I am a Beast, BEAST, NOT a Monster, that is created from the discarded parts of slain warriors who died honorably in battle. All of those parts have been magically stitched together by the fantastic Sirit and reanimated using a fraction of her magic that she cleft from herself. I have a real Beast soul, and although it may be made up of fragments glued together, I am a real, living being! I am Hugo!

- I don’t get why people are so disturbed by me! Sure, I am essentially a walking, recolored corpse, but that doesn’t mean than I am not kind and friendly and easygoing!

- My feelings towards Sirit are reaaaal complicated. She’s my mother, my master, my best friend, my lover (when she requests), my power source, and so much more! My big stitched-together heart has room for all these feelings, if we don’t get too specific about it!

- Sirit first. Nothing else comes before her. Not me, not Hadet, not the Bulwark, not Cruelty. Sirit first.

Personality and Interests:

- I’m a pretty happy guy! Grateful to be alive! Life is good!

- There’s not much better in life than hanging out with Sirit! She’s so easy to be with, and I can talk if I want or be totally silent for days on end! Sometimes she makes me carry obscene amounts of books, or go run errands for her all across town. I don’t mind, just being by her side is good enough!

- By body is so colorful because Sirit changed the colors and patterns on the body parts so that I wouldn’t be recognized by any living relatives! How considerate! I would, maybe one day, like to have a body that looks just like a normal, regular Beast. I try not to let the staring and jeering get to me.

- I know Beasts don’t really get big, tall and fat like me, but that’s actually because I get stronger with the more mass I’m fed/given, so Sirit keeps me nice and bulked up so that I can be the most strong and useful for her!

- So I’m made up of dead people, and their collective is my voice and conscious. For the most part we’re happy and harmonious, but sometimes if I become too upset, we begin to start to disfunction. This usually translates to rage. I’m pretty good at calming down before this happens, though! But you may catch me spacing out. Can’t help it.

- I wear a cowl that covers my eyes because I’m a little photosensitive. I’ve also been told that my eyes are kinda scary for the average Beast, and I don’t want that, so a mask it is!

- I wonder if I could find someone to love me. Don’t misunderstand me, I love Sirit above all else, but I’m also programmed to? Who out there in the world cares about poor ol’ Hugo’s feelings?

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Name: Sirit, Aadij (used by Hadet, meaning “little girl/sister”)

Age: 25

Sex: Female (She/Her)

Weapon: ???

Faction: Cruelty

Occupation: Primord; Mage

Relationship Status: Single

Close Friends: Hugo, Hadet

Friends: Grows-Bones, Kanne

Knows of: Farris, Etsis

Family: Family back in home village

Goals and Motivations:

- I am selectively mute. It tends to happen in groups of two or more people, but even when I’m alone or with very close friends I am incapable of talking. To compensate, I may use telepathy to send my thoughts or wants to whoever I wish to communicate with. Often, if I have Hugo around, I will have it be my voice and speak on my behalf.

- I want nothing more than to study and do magic. Nothing else keeps my interest like magic does. No one is better at magic than me.

- I don’t want to talk to people. I don’t want to be around people. I just want to be alone. Am I lonely? Perhaps, but it is no one’s bother.

- I love Hadet. I am in love with Hadet. No one understands me better than Hadet. It makes me endlessly disappointed and frustrated that he is in love with someone else. I still let him use my body when he desires it, as it makes me feel like he loves me.

- I have created a homunculus that I have named Hugo. Although it is made from the body parts of warriors slain by Kanne, and thus may look beastly, it is of kind nature and helps me. It tends to my physical and emotional needs, makes sure that I eat and socialize, and overall helps me to feel like a normal person.

Personality and Interests:

- I am autistic. I avoid eye contact. I am obsessive about my study of magic and am devoted to learning every single thing about it. I find eating difficult and only eat a very selective diet. Socializing is impossible for me because I cannot understand what others are thinking or feeling. My day is planned out before it even starts and I must stick to it. I get incredibly fussy if I am forced to do something I don’t want to.

- I’ve been told that my voice is flat and provokes no tone or emotion.

- I am blunt and I am cold. Honesty has no care for feelings. It is not my intention to be rude, however. Just truthful.

- I keep to the library in Castle Bulwark. I like to collect books dedicated to magic, its study, development, culture and history.

- People infantilize me, especially Hadet and Kanne. They do not see me as equals.

- I love to be carried and not walk. For longer outings into the city, I have Hugo carry me.

- I don’t mind wearing clothing. The weight of clothing on me is comforting. I often wear veils and shalls to block out the world. Or shield my actions from my opponents.

- I wish to feel normal. Like I belong. And not like some outcast who pushed her way into place. I don’t know how to make friends, especially since no one likes magic to the same intensity as me.

- I collect gemstones as a hobby, in relation to magic and their application there. Bones, too, also appreciates gemstones from a geological aspect, and it’s one thing we can bond over. Sometimes when they leaves the Bulwark, they’ll bring me back a gemstone, or some other gift.

- I am a priestess of the God of Magic and Heritage.

- I’m not above stealing if it’s for something I really want. Especially if it’s magic related.

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Name: Hadet, Primord Hadet

Age: 27

Sex: Male (He/Him)

Weapon: Konda

Faction: Cruelty

Occupation: Primord

Relationship Status: Single

Close Friends: Grows-Bones, Sirit, Salome

Friends: Kanne, Farris

Knows of: Hrugar, Salem, Etsis, Tulri

Goals and Motivations:

- I am deeply in love with Salome. Ever since I met her I have wanted nothing more than to have her by my side. She is a wonder, perfect woman and a compassionate ruler. I have confessed my feelings and offered marriage, and while she reciprocated my feelings, she would not marry me. Regardless, she will be mine. There is person who can be a better match for her than me. She may just know realize it yet. I will be here with open arms when she thinks better of herself and chooses me.

- My people might know what they want, or what they think they want, but I know what’s best for them. I know what they need to ensure the happiness and future survival of our species.

- Needless wars are incomprehensible and wasteful. I have lost many friends due to senseless fighting from malicious villages. Infighting is an aspect of Beast culture that I do not enjoy, but I must respect tradition.

- Unity does some things right, such as providing for people outside of its city and even Cruel villages, but I think people have become too dependent on help instead of making their lives sustainable and prosperous.

- Man is a threat that has not gone away just because they have left the planet. Man is still out there, waiting for the perfect time to strike us down and reclaim the planet we are working so desperately to rebuild. I think Unity should immediately and absolutely cut all contact with any outsiders and have complete radio silence. We can’t let Man know that we’re still here.

- I am a priest of Himma. That means there is specific duties I am expected to preform. I am also a Primord, so many people as for the use of my genes to create strong, healthy offspring. I am happy to provide, as this is nothing emotional to me. Just a service I provide. I have sired children, but they are not parts of my life, though I still care for their health and well-being.

- I would have never wanted to become a Primord if it wasn’t for watching Hrugar battle to become one and the speech he gave after winning. Hrugar was too weak to carry out his dreams, but I am not. I will take his ideals, make them my own, and see them through.

- My village was razed when I was a young child, around 4 or 5. None of my immediate family survived, and no other survivors could take me in, so I became property of the Bulwark and was an orphan of the Primordium. I still care very much about preserving the remaining heritage of my village, but my home is the Bulwark.

Personality and Interests:

- I like to spar and train my body. I have to be able to win if someone comes to challenge my authority as Primord.

- I do my best to be an educated person since the education in the Primordium was less than stellar. I enjoy bettering my mind with reading and studying. I especially like poetry and dabble in writing my own.

- An ego? Me? Nonsense. I may be the strongest Beast in all the land, defeating anyone who may try to oppose me with words or with battle, but I am also a kind and humble man. I am no god.

- I am known to switch between my emotions at time. The “intensity of Hadet” fluctuates between being very easy-going to becoming very serious. I see no issue with it. The mood calls for what the mood calls for.

- I stand for what I believe in. And if someone cannot be strong enough for themselves then I will be their will and their voice.

- Sometimes violence IS the answer, but only when talking doesn’t work.

- I am a honest man. Painfully honest at times. But sometimes twisting the truth or telling a little lie is fine. Secrets are razor sharp, and can cut both sides if used in correctly.

- The planet is sacred, and I take great pride in knowing what grows upon it and how to harvest it sustainably.

- I don’t enjoy technology. I think the most I can tolerate are lightbulbs, solar panels, and very base-level things. It’s just not for me. I like being capable and independent.

Artwork:

Name: Orture

Age: 37

Sex: Male (He/Him)

Weapon: Spade

Faction: Unison

Occupation: Sector Leader of Architecture

Relationship Status: Single (Divorced)

Close Friends:

Friends: Hrugar, Millius, Tiruki, Salome, Yuim

Knows of: Hadet, Grows-Bones

Family: Glee-and-Merit (Daughter); Destiny-Becomes-Thee (Ex-Wife)

Goals and Motivations:

- I enjoy my work and what I do, but do I like WORKING? Fuck no. If my work starts to feel like work and less like a hobby I get payed to do, then I’m gonna drop my motivation like it’s hot.

- So I got divorced a while back, so what? We were young and dumb and moved way too fast. I’m glad we are still close but I ain’t too eager to find a new woman anytime soon. Being a bachelor is pretty easy.

- I care about my daughter and I don’t want her to end up aimless and unmotivated like me. Too bad she has my genes and not her mom’s.

- I like to do good and Unison matters blah blah blah. I just wanna do work out on the field and where it’s needed. Not paperwork in some stuffy office. I wanna be working right alongside my contractors and technicians.

- Shines-like-Gold is like my antithesis. She’s stuffy and a workaholic and hard to be around. Too bad she’s basically my work’s other half. That frigid bitch is miserable to work with. I wish she would lighten up.

Personality and Interests:

- If I ain’t having fun I’m gonna go fuck around till I find something fun.

- I know a lot of people, but maybe I don’t have a TON of friends. I think it’s just because I’m fun to be around. Maybe I’m not a great friend.

- Fuck being responsible and learning and growing from mistakes. Touchy-feely self-help bullshit is for people with too much time to think.

- I don’t mind spending time with my daughter. Too bad she’s too cool to hang out with her dad. Her loss! I’m cool shit.

Artwork:

Name: Shines-like-Gold, Shine

Age: 35

Sex: Female (She/Her)

Weapon: Karambit

Faction: Unison

Occupation: Sector Leader of Architecture (Tech)

Relationship Status: Single

Close Friends:

Friends:

Knows of: Salome, Yuim, Hrugar, Millius, Tiruki, Orture

Family: Mother and Father; not part of her life

Goals and Motivations:

- I was one of the first Blaebeasts born off-planet. Because of that I have never acclimated to planet living, both physically and socially. I am a self-made outcast because I refuse to try to adapt. My body also doesn’t let me be normal either. I’m inherently broken.

- When I was just an embryo, my parents offered me for experimental genome alteration testing. While there were good results, like horns and claws made with gold, it also wrecked my hormonal and chemical balance. I suffer from many different mental and physical ailments.

- I hate people. I hate anyone who reminds me of what I’m supposed to be. And that is a Beast. I hate Beastkind. I don’t want to make friends. I don’t want to talk idly or interact more than I have to.

- I never, ever want kids. They’re gross, noisy, take up my time, and might end up like me.

Personality and Interests:

- I am NOT nice. I have no intentions of ever becoming nice or likable, if it can be helped.

- Since I have no control over my life and the way I feel, I demand control over others.

- Technology is the only comfort I have planetside. It’s what I’m familiar with, good at, and have power over.

- I have no time nor interest in hobbies. The only thing I want is progress.

- I can totally get absorbed into my work to where I loose days and forget to sleep. Nothing a little energy drink and a liquid meal can’t fix.

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Name: Tiruki, Ti, Titi

Age: 38

Sex: Didal (They/Them)

Weapon: ???

Faction: Unison

Occupation: Sector Leader of Social Services

Relationship Status: Married to Sig and Kipree

Close Friends: Sig, Kipree, Tola, Ceril, Sigir

Friends: Salome, Hrugar, Millius, Orture, Yuim, Shines-like-Gold, Glee-and-Merit, Tulri, Anthar

Knows of: Hadet, Grows-Bones, Fuchsia

Family: Sig (husdband), Kipree (wife), Tola (eldest daughter), Ceril (middle son), Sigir (youngest son)

Goals and Motivations:

- I think that anyone is capable of being nice and doing good. That doesn’t mean that everyone will, but we should still try to give them the chance to.

- Unison should be a place full of hope for all Beasts that move here. I want Unison to stay happy, work smoothly and be trouble free. It’s my duty to make sure that all the facilities are in place to keep everyone happy and healthy.

- I think that all of Beastkind can benefit from the organizations that space has to offer. Working with various republics in space has brought all sorts of fun technology and culture that we just don’t have here planetside.

- I adore my husband, wife and family endlessly. I’m so proud of my daughter and how well my boys are doing. I’m very grateful to have such a happy home.

Personality and Interests:

- I’m very friendly and love to chat. I can talk anyone’s ear off.

- I try my best to know everyone’s name and interests if I’ll be working with them or seeing them soon.

- I am defensive for my friends/family and will fight for what they need. If they got the wrong order I WILL get them the right food. You getting the right sauce is important!

- My boys love to send me silly little photos called “memes”. I don’t know what they always mean or what a Minecraft or a Pokémon is but I love that they’re thinking of me.

- I don’t know where my lovely daughter got her talent with arts and crafts from, but it certainly wasn’t me! I can barely do one of those paint-by-numbers!

- You will know when I am upset when you I don’t talk. If you can’t hear me, there is an issue.

- I love a glass of wine or mead to unwind at the end of the day. And maybe a little reality TV or a TV series as a treat, too.

- I come off as really feminine for a di. That’s fine with me, but I am a di at the end of the day. Being accidentally called ma’am doesn’t bother me as much as it used to.

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Name: Yuim, Lil Guy

Age: 18

Sex: Didal (any pronouns)

Weapon: None

Faction: Unison

Occupation: Sector Leader of Administration

Relationship Status: Single

Close Friends: Salome, Travels-All-Roads, Tola, Glee-and-Merit

Friends: Hrugar, Millius, Orture, Tiruki, Shines-Like-Gold, Salem

Knows of: Tulri, Anthar, Fuchsia, Zyel

Family: Travels-All-Roads (father figure), Other researchers/technicians/engineers that developed Yuim in lab (parental figures, more detached than Roads)

Goals and Motivations:

- I am here for whatever Salome needs. She’s so cool and really nice and I like being around her a lot. I’d do anything she asks of me. She’s so pretty.

- I really like doing my little tasks. Applying myself and doing what I can to help others with the skills I’m proficient in feels good! I don’t mind when people ask me to take on their extra work, if they’re nice about it.

- I am just as much a robot as I am a Beast! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! I have all the same needs and functions like everyone else!

- I grew up very sheltered and surrounded by adults. I never really got to be immature, take risks or even make friends my age.

- Unison must thrive. It must stay happy and peaceful. Its mission has to succeed.

- I look super weird compared to other Beasts. I don’t have any scales, no nails, no patterns, and more importantly no weapon. Doesn’t help with the feelings of un-belonging.

- Any friend of Salome’s is a friend of mine, of course, but that darn Tulri… Taking up all of her time and attention… It’s not fair!

Personality and Interests:

- I think Man and their history is very interesting. I like to study on Man when I have a free moment. Learning from the past is important to strengthen Unison’s future.

- I like to read and I like to study. Quiet moments are necessary in life to maintain a happy balance.

- I’m very interested in fashion! I sew all of my own clothes and I also like to make stuff for my friends, too! Because of the way I look, I feel very vulnerable if I’m not dressed. I’m fine dressing femininely, masculinely, or didshely. Although I do love a cute dress.

- I like to play by the rules. I’m not interested in getting in trouble!

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Name: Millius, Millie, Aunt Millie

Age: 45

Sex: Female (She/Her)

Weapon: Shortbow

Faction: Unison (formerly Metekahan)

Occupation: Sector Leader of Agriculture, Enforcement (formerly)

Relationship Status: Single

Close Friends: Hrugar, Salome, Anthar

Friends: Tiruki, Orture, Grows-Bones

Knows of: Hadet, Kanne, Farris

Family: Parents, Cousins and Siblings back in Metekah

Goals and Motivations:

- Living in this big city isn’t my favorite thing. It’s loud and the people don’t act like they did back home. So I live on the outskirts of town and only really travel in for work.

- When I was younger my city got hit with a really bad natural disaster. With little funds and resources to use for rebuilding efforts, I set out to Unison to find a job, help, and funds to send back home.

- Hrugar’s such a good, genuine guy. He gets me and it’s nice to have someone who I can be myself with. It’s always nice to hear from him or see him at Sector meetings.

- I totally down grow weed in one of my greenhouses and give it out for free to Hrugar and his munchkins. Not me.

Personality and Interests:

- I’m not really a fan of most people. Folks don’t know how to act nice and be polite. It doesn’t take a lot for me to like someone, but most people don’t have it.

- I tend to get in a lot of arguments. Mostly because of how dumb people hate backing down. I may not start fights, but boy do I finish them.

- Learning by example is great and all, but sometimes you just gotta be thrown into the river to learn to swim.

- There’s nothing I like more than alone time. Just leave me to myself and I’m a happy camper.

- I love folk and country and bluegrass music. Nothing beats acoustic!

Artwork:

Name: Hrugar, Hru

Age: 56

Sex: Male (He/Him)

Weapon: Spiked club

Faction: Unison, formerly Cruelty/Primordium

Occupation: Sector Leader (Enforcement)

Relationship: Single

Close Friends: Millius, Fuchsia, Salome, Tulri, Anthar, Yulon, Zyke, Etsis

Friends: Tiruki, Orture, Yuim, Dodge, Mask, Salem

Knows of: Cylia, Hadet, Grows-Bones, Kanne, Sirit, Farris, Shine, Tola, Glee

Family: Miriar (little sister), Anthar (nephew), Tulri (daughter-like)

Goals and Motivations:

- I used to be a young stud that roamed the land and got to sleep with a people. But since I settled down in Unison and had to raise my nephew, I’ve been too busy to have my own life. I want to find someone I can settle down with.

- Tulri is essentially my daughter. I love her endlessly and want nothing than to help her be happy and in control of her life. I would’ve adopted her if her parents had let me, but they refused, leading me to taking her in and raising her when I could. We have an unspoken mutual father-daughter relationship that I truly appreciate as someone who never had his own kid.

- Anthar is essentially my son. I helped to raise him all his life, especially in his earliest years when his mother was dealing with PTSD and postpartum depression. I am very proud of how he’s grown and that he’s matured to be more like me and his mother and barely like his father.

- I don’t know how I did things before Fuchsia came into my life. I’m pretty sure I’d be stuck with my head up my ass if she wasn’t around holding my hand and walking me through things all the time. She is incredible, determined and talented. Too bad she’s super fucking horny all the time and is obsessed with my dick.

- I’ve fought and been in wars and killed people. Those moments still haunt me when life gets quiet.

- I was almost one of the most powerful Beasts on the planet, but I had to give it up because the world wasn’t ready for what I had to say. It’s nice to see Hadet taking my ideas and expanding upon them, actually putting them into action.

- Millius is one of the best Beasts on the planet. She helped me when I was new to town and down on my luck, housed me, helped with raising Anthar, and just being good company. I owe her a lot.

- Millius and I weren’t Salem’s friends/knights by choice. Salem is a very intense, driven man with powerful ideas. While I believed in some of the goals we was working towards, he’s not someone I would want to hang out with if I didn’t have to. I feel like he would be a better person if he wasn’t so paranoid.

- Salome is such a good girl and is much more compassionate and sympathetic than her father. I want to do everything I can to support her, as her goals are my goals.

- Tulri and Salome just need to start dating already. But I get why they’re not. Salem is a scary guy who really got into Tulri’s head and conditioned them both to be very fearful.

- My Enforcers need to be good, kind people that want to help the public and Unison thrive.

- I have secret things buried outside far outside of Unison. Some things in there I’ll take to my grave.

- My family matters very deeply to me. My “kids” and my sister are my world. And though I may not play an active role in their lives, the people I met and gave children to when I was young I still care for and wish them well.

- I was more “active” when I was younger, but I am still a priest of Himma, the god of Fertility. It also doesn’t help that I was known as a breeding stud when I was a part of the Primordium.

Personality and Interests:

- Only be serious when the mood calls for it. It’s ok to bullshit and be silly. But time and place matter, of course.

- What’s better than smoking weed and drinking a brew? Not much.

- I may be old and fat but I am still a warrior. I still work and train and keep myself strong.

- I don’t waver on my beliefs. I hold strong to what I know is right and true.

- Sometimes we can bend the rules a little bit. Especially if the rules are stupid anyways.

- Nature maters to me. I like plants and animal and nature and all that hippy shit.

- I strive to be a person that people can feel safe and happy around. I want people to look back and enjoy the time they’ve chose to spend with me.

Artwork:

Name: Fuchisa, ??? (Deadname)

Age: 29

Sex: Didal (She/Her)

Weapon: Dagger

Faction: Unison, formerly Cult of Man

Occupation: Enforcer (Senior; Admin)

Relationship Status: Single

Close Friends: Tulri, Hrugar, Anthar, Zyke, Yulon, Mask, Salome, Cylia

Friends: Charae, Dodge, Lock, Cram,

Knows of: Millius, Omelette, Yuim, Zyria, Hadet, Orture, Shine, Tiruki

Family: Parents? Brother?

Goals and Motivations:

- I love to have sex and I love to make love. No part of myself is sacred. I wish to share myself with whoever and bring happiness using my body to whoever needs it.

- Unison is very prude and prone to sexual violence, although it isn’t as openly adressed as it should be, I want to implement better ways of being more sexually accepting, open and forward.

- I don’t think I would ever want to have kids. I have past trauma from my parents and other adults who abused me as a child, and I worry that I will be just as bad as them. Plus kids cry, poop, and use up a lot of time and money. I want to be a free lady.

- I am trans and don’t fully identify with being a didal. I love my body and I love what it does, but having what I’ve got makes me feel uneasy if I think about it too hard. I’m debating getting bottom surgery, but I don’t know if I ever will.

- I love working for Hrugar and think he’s a great guy that’s doing great work. I want to do whatever I can to make his work and life easier. I’m also super interested in seeing his penis.

- I want Salome and Tulri to get together already.

- I want Anthar and Cylia to become public.

- I run a sex club for Enforcers to be able to hook up and get their physical needs met. So far it’s been very successful.

- I am ex-member of a cult that celebrates Man and is eager for their return. This cult had wild ideas about sex and the roles we play for Man, and in return I was abused and put into a box I did not want to be in. I was told I had to be either male or female, and due to be being so well endowed, I was forced to take on a male role. I am constantly trying to run away from my past and I worry that they will find me and make me return to who I was before.

- I think Zyke’s pretty cute. It’s nice how much he wants me to be around.

Personality and Interests:

- I like to party, have fun and get loose.

- I love to flirt and I like to tease.

- I enjoy working hard so that I can play harder.

- I try really hard to get to know the people who work under me and help them meet their goals.

- I don’t know how to relax and I’m always in work mode.

- I like to make various forms of content for the internet. Even adult stuff. I’ve got a pretty nice following so far.

- I like to advocate for various social rights within Unison.

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