look at the sky tonight.

it’s okay. you’re safe now. 

trouble follows me like a curse, and you deserve so much better.

so who wants tea?

you can’t do this on your own.

i just thought love was a miserable lie. but since i’ve met you, i… 

congratulations on mastering the whole speaking like a twat thing.

you tried to protect me from it all, didn’t you?

i’m being as honest as I can be right now.

there wasn’t a single bit of that sentence i understood.

you think this is the first time something like this has happened?

we need to embrace humanity, let the world in.

i just wanted a chance to explain. 

am i really that hard to love back?

you are not meeting my friends.

i’m looking for something to defend myself with. so far i have a whisk.

don’t worry, you’re not my type.

how do you think this ends?

you’re not the only one with secrets.

for all i know this could be perfectly normal. 

how did you find me?

maybe we can go out, but just for a bit.

i like my routine, it makes me feel normal.

you keep making tea! every surface is covered with cups of tea and coffee!

death isn’t always the unwelcome guest you think it is.

i’m sure that sounded much better in your head.

we just have to be totally and completely normal.

you’re lucky. most people don’t get a chance to say goodbye.

is it over? are we safe now?

you are loved. by loads of people. by me.

we have to put a stop to this. 

any time you want to chip in, say something constructive, do feel free.

i’m dead, in case you hadn’t noticed!

[name]’s moved on with his life. you need to as well.

you know, i don’t really see where this relationship is headed anymore.

i’m sensing a trip to ikea, And you know my feelings about that.

can you live with that?

feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.

“You love me. Real or not real?”

“It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart.”

“Because that’s what you and I do. Protect each other.”

“Some walks you have to take alone.”

“The problem is I can’t tell what’s real anymore, and what’s made up.”

“I think you still have no idea. The effect you can have.”

“They’ll either want to kill you, kiss you, or be you.”

“Go away! There’s nothing left for you here!”

“She’s not coming back! She’s never ever coming back here again!”

“We’re fickle, stupid beings with poor memories and a great gift for self destruction.”

“He’s not a bad kisser either.”

“Well, you’re a piece of work, aren’t you?”

“Oh, my dear [name]. I thought we had an agreement not to lie to each other.”

“[Name] lost her temper at [name] over how he treated you. She got very squeaky. It was like someone stabbing a mouse with a fork repeatedly.”

“You’re punishing him over and over for things that are out of his control.”

“[Name] bakes. I hunt. [Name] drinks until the liquor runs out.”

“All you need to do is show up and pretend to be happy for them.”

“We just saw [name] in his underwear.”

“If he wants me broken, then I will have to be whole.”

“Poison. The perfect weapon for a snake.”

“You’ll never be able to let him go. You’ll always feel wrong about being with me.”

“There’s plenty of blame to go around.”

“The question is, what are you going to do?”

“Remember? This is where you kissed me.”

“It’s okay. It’ll be okay, sweetheart.”

“Whatever the opposite of fine is, that’s what I am.”

“Please feel free to take this personally.”

“Because it doesn’t matter anymore, and because I’m so desperately lonely I can’t stand it.”

“What? My head doctor says I’m not supposed to censor my thoughts. It’s part of my therapy.”

“I know he was desperate. That makes people do all kinds of crazy things.”

“ i wish that i was as invisible as you make me feel. ”

“ i want to hate you half as much as i hate myself. ”

“ you’re the only one who feels like home. ”

“ i’ve never really lived more than an hour. ”

“ i stood on my roof and tried to see you forgetting about me.”

“ maybe he won’t find out what i know… you were the last good thing about this part of town. ”

“ you need him. i could be him. ”

“ i’m still trying, and that’s more than i can say for him. ”

“ i hate the way you say my name, like it’s something secret. ”

“ hide the details. i don’t want to know a thing. ”

“ when you catch fire, i wouldn’t piss to put you out. ”

“ hope this is the last time, ‘cause i’d never say no to you. ”

“ where is your boy tonight?”

“ tonight the headphones will deliver you the words that i can’t say. ”

“ when you go, i will forget everything about you. ”

“ said i loved you, but i lied. ”

“ you can thank your lucky stars that everything i wish for will never come true. ”

“ i believed every lie that you said. ”

“ you want apologies? you might hold your breath forever. ”

“ at the end of the day, you know where we come from and where we call home. ”

“ we’ll leave this town in ruins. ”

“ there’s a song on the radio that says ‘let’s get this party started’.”

“ tonight is all about ‘i miss you’.”

“ you’ll have to prove it to me. ” 

“ i know my place. it’s no where you should roam. ”

“ somehow, it was like you were the first to listen. ”

“ when it all goes to hell, will you be able to say ‘i’m sorry’ with a straight face? ”

“ i still know the way to make your makeup run. ”

“ there’s no way to talk to you. ”