g e e k i n g. o u t.

i’m already living in a time loop it’s called being employed

the funniest thing about kipperlilly copperkettle cracking down on the bad kids for getting special treatment for being aguefort’s favorites is that no they’re fucking not!! kipperlilly you’re thinking of the seven aguefort fucking hates the bad kids

also can we talk about Kristen living with her ex’s uncle. I know we love jawbone, but truly nightmare scenario

so fig absolutely made a deal with whatever made gilear's luck Like That right

Until we get confirmation on why Gorgug and Zelda broke up I’m going to come up with increasingly unlikely theories about how Sam Nightengale pulled it off

WITH MY WIZARDING POWERS 🧙‍♂️💫 AND MY ABSOLUTELY FUCKED VAN 🚗💥