I worked at a theatre that also had a kitchen as a runner. If I ever didn't want to do something I would just start washing my hands and someone else would do it. No one in a kitchen will ever tell you to stop washing your hands.

not to be dramatic but i would kill for truffles

look into the horses eyes its going to eat their faces so fucking fast

So this post has lore you wouldn’t know if you didn’t follow this channel. This girl has been trying to “break” this horse (aka get it to accept her as a rider) but Slim Shady is so anti-being-rode that it has consistently injured anyone who tries to ride it.

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"

The appropriate response.

They would chase me out of here with a can of RAID like a roach.