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Hereās some facts for yāall to argue people
321,500 sexual assaults occur every year
Every 98 seconds a sexual assault occurs
2-10% of all sexual assault cases are āfalse accusationsā (which could also mean a rape occurred and charges were dropped or the victim might have recounted out of fear)
No one looks at my posts anyway so Yeet
My mom and step dad fighting
Mom: stab me in the neck!!
Stepdad: stab ME in the neck!!
Me: ooo a suicide pact
The demon in mine stomach speaks. āFeed meā he says, but alas, I deny him the souls of the innocent, instead, I bestow upon him the bagels of two.
Iām fucking crying
So my grandma wants to grow pot and thereās like no way of her getting caught/in trouble because;
A: they live in the middle of the woods
B: my grandma ran the youth center in town for like 1-2 decades and knows everyone in town
C: my fucking Grandpa was a state cop for like 30-40 years and also knows everyone in town
Who the hell is gonna suspect them?

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Womanās pain is underrated
Okay guys boy do I have a story for you. So ever since I started my period (age 12) I had really bad pains, like bad to the point I would miss many days of school during my cycle. As I got older I was told to suck it up, that I was making a big deal out of nothing, that it was normal etc...
So Iām 19, and itās July 2018 and I wake up to this lump in my stomach. I text my mom and sheās like āyou probably have to poop, itās nothing but go to the hospital or whateverā and, me being scared that it really is nothing, I donāt go.
A month later I start experiencing sharp pain in my right side. Iām scared, itās midnight, and I tell my boyfriend who says I should wake my mom up and go to the ER. I wake her up. She tells me Iām over reacting and I tell her to feel the weird lump in my stomach and she says nothings there.
Two days later my dad and boyfriend convince me to go to the ER, and my boyfriend drives me there. Blood work, CT Scan, and ultrasound later: I have a teratoma on my right ovary (a cyst/tumor) and should see an OBGYN asap.
I call like 3, and let me say the ER dr said this was an emergency, and one of them canāt see me till September 14. Are you kidding me?
So I go to the one who will take me first, and they tell me this thing is f*cking massive 14 x 16cm, like its the size of a fetus.
Eventually, (late August at this point) I get sent to an Oncologist because of how massive this thing is and within a week the Doc does my surgery (September 10, and they keep me over night)
It took nearly THREE HOURS to remove this thing (also called a dermoid) and with this thing they have no choice but to take my right ovary with it (like it was twisted and didnāt look right) they were also able to remove a small cyst on my left ovary.
While they were in there they diagnosed me with endometriosis, this is when the uterine lining grows outside of the uterus and can cause fertility issues. So now I have to see a fertility specialist to make sure Iām actually able to have children.
Endometriosis can also cause EXTREME period pain. But I was told it was normal. That I was making a big deal out of ānothingā
Anyways, ladies, ignore the thoughts of those around you and LISTEN TO YOUR BODY. Iām 19 and Iāve always wanted kids, but now I may never be able to have my own.
klance as things my boyfriend has said to me:
(while facetiming)
lance: hey babe do you wanna see how big of a nerd i am lmao
keith: iām scared but ok
lance: *pulls out a yu gi oh card deck*
keith: are those-
lance: you bet your beautiful ass itās what you think they are, i even have the blue eyes white dragon one and i had to fight my brother for it and hold on let me get my rulerā¦ā¦ itās 5 inches tall! see look!!!!
keith, losing his shit: SCREENSHOT SCREENSHOT SCREENSHOT SCREENS-
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lance: did i ever tell you about how i had a pet turtle when i was little?
keith: yeah why?
lance: well not gonna lie but when i was little my dad told me it ran away when i was at school and i believed him but now iām thinking about it because how could my turtle have ran away if it was a turtle? turtles canāt run? do you think he was lying? babe? babe do you think he was lying? do you-
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keith, while on the phone after having a crying session: and i donāt know i just donāt feel important sometimes? like does he really care about me? why does he ignore me all the time?
lance, whoās on the other end trying not to laugh and comfort his boyfriend: well maybe itās because heās a literal newborn baby-
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(at the mall window shopping for christmas gifts)
*passes by a store*
keith: babe, wait! can we go in this store?
*a hot topic logo threatens lance*
lance: of course! we can do whatever makes you happy! :)
keith: *smiles at lance and proceeds straight to the supern*tural section*
lance:
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lance: hey iām in koreatown w my friends and theyāre selling dragon ball z stickers for a dollar per packet, do you want some?
keith: how big are they?
lance: idk like regular sized stickers?
keith: ok get me some so i can put them on my motorcycle, but donāt spend all your money on the stickers!!
lance @ the cashier ignoring what keith told him:
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(in the local target)
lance: the store logo reminds me of bow and arrows! i really wanna buy a bow and arrow so i can be like that disney movie bear girlā¦.
keith: oh! you mean brave?
lance, whoās first language isnāt english: of course iām brave! why else would i buy a bow and arrow? iām not scared of them! i can use them to kill intruders!
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keith, after cooking bacon for the first time and has absolutely no idea what to do w the excess grease: hey can you help me poor the grease down the sink? the pan is too heavy
lance: huh? can i what now? what are you gonna do? wh-
keith, who found a way to poor it in the sink without lanceās help: pouring it in the sink?
lance, an educatated person who knows you Shouldnāt Do That:
A blessing
klance rec masterlist
* = smut
Dirty Laundry by Anonymous
Watercast by Fishwrites
Sweet Quiznak by CheckeredCloth
i bet you look good on the dancefloor by xShieru
Nightmares by Trashness
so why donāt we fall by aknightley *
Ride Me Softly Into The Night by umeyaoi *
Welcome To Nerve by cassianandor
The Sleepover by Klance_Convert *
Truth or dare by Sleeplessstrawberry
Mermaids Donāt Have Assholes, So How Do They Shit? by thatdankKoushi *
If I Canāt Have You by umeyaoi
Klance Secret Santa by orphan_account
Morning, Love (Klance) by Rigel126
Klance | Proud of You, Proud of US by tachipaws
Meet-Cute, more like Meet-Ugly by mysterem
Confessions by Geesehaveteeththatisterrifying
24 Hours of You by Merl
blue by ilikepie1079
Nosedive by quartetship *
I just needed this
Voltron as things my friend has said/done:
Lance: I was going to buy a pair of heels today but my mom asked why and I was too embarrassed to say walk around the house to Fergalicious. So I put them back.
Keith: *gasping and kicking his legs like heās having a seizure, Kosmo appears* Hi
Hunk: This chat is dirty. Brb Iām gonna delete it. *delete* Pure *lance sends smut* dammit
Pidge: My hip hurts because I ran around my yard. Idk why Iām 16
Shiro: I wanna cry and punch something at the same time
Allura: it reminds me of Kanye because he loves himself
Coran: the kids called me Fire Crotch
The former British Empire cannot operate his cellular telephone device.
iām laughing so hard at this i fucking canāt omfg))
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