Black Is Such A Happy Color

五夏　What if

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Logan was in that apartment for 5 minutes and she picked a favorite and it was not her Roommate of nearly 10 years

Al and Logan bond HEAVILY over shit talking wade every second of every day to his face and are so nice and polite to each other, they probably play Scrabble and bridge together or watch old reruns of TV shows from 50 years ago or some shit, they're both old and they both love giving Wade a hard time

I just had a random memory of a friends’ kid when she was about six or seven, when she cornered a couple of us at a get-together and says “wanna know what my dad had for lunch?”

We figured this was, while unusual, a pretty straight-forward conversation starter. “Sure”, we said.

We were NOT prepared. She went on this EPIC storytelling monologue about the restaurant and Italy and the art on the walls and some dramatic story she made up ABOUT the art on the walls. We were enraptured. No idea what was going on but by god we were hooked. At no point does she mention food.

The next week, similar get-together with the same people. Same friend I’m talking to. Same child walks up. “Wanna know what my dad had for lunch?”

But NOW we’re prepared, we’re excited. We’re about to hear some SHIT. We grin in anticipation. “Sure!”

“A salad.”