big meaty men slapping meat

if I go another full year without making out with someone I will become a supervillain, fr this time

update: buying a bodysuit, planning my first heist

I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

STOP! are you operating on an arbitrary set of terms and rules known only to you? have you created an ultimatum or specific if/then scenario for someone else without communicating it to them? have you considered making a decision and calculated all the consequences and potential reactions to those consequences and consequences for those reactions before you actually made the decision? it may be time to say some words out loud to another person!