vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

man i have GOT to do this thing. *doesnt do it*

man i REALLY want to do this thing *doesnt do it*

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

thinking about her (dishonored 2012)

can i get your enthusiastic consent to succumb to the power of my amulet

YES! PLEASE! I would love to!

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

calling explicit content spicy is so cringe i can't handle it

Do you have a different fun and playful term you prefer or do you not engage with explicit content in a fun and playful way

i hate fun and whimsy and i think we should all dig trenches in the desert all day

if you read books titled "A Blank of Blank and Blank" i dont want to hear your opinion ‼️