whimsical little guy

Like this post with your normal blog and reblog it to your porn account. I want to compare the prim and proper image you curate for yourself and how depraved and desperate you really are~

Playing with your clit while I make you watch the porn you're ashamed of liking.

water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

the difficulty about being a pervert for something innocuous is that now normal people will want to do that innocuous thing with you but you cant because youre a pervert about it

On the other hand possibly the best thing in the world is pinning someone down with eye contact alone. Holding an intent stare upon its eyes and watching it slowly buckle under the pressure. Watch the words die on its lips and watch its posture reconsider itself and shift downward. Watch it look away then look back, watch it try to find new words, watch it make its own fawning expressions in turn. Watch it reorient itself around the contact, watch it carve new grooves in itself for you to grip, watch it cut into pieces and feed it to you on a platter. I try not to play with it too much, as it can be so deeply cruel to do so, but at the same time it's so deeply hot.

If you have ever known anyone with a kink for being hit, or beat up, or raped and you're okay with them, you also gotta be okay with the people who's kink it is to do the hitting, the beating, or the raping. At the end of the day, we're adults playing pretend, and that's it.

With every single sub i have the first thing we ever do is establish the safe word (stoplight system), and the non-verbal safe word in case they can't talk for any reason. If I can't tell where the sub is at, I will ask them point blank what is their color, and if they can't give a response, we stop. The goal is to make the other person feel good, including pain, and the most important part us knowing your subs limits and LISTENING to them. I will *never* hurt a sub in a way that they have not explicitly expresssed interest in.

Makes sense to me. The “getting hit” kink requires a “hitting” kink. It’s like Transformers. Megatron can’t exist without Optimus Prime.

yes Steve, its exactly like Megatron and Optimus Prime from Transformers

Your landlord is a parasite. Your employer is a parasite. Your hot vampire gf that's slowly sucking you dry while joking about how weak you've been getting? She has a right to be there.