if you don't careful you'll die

I've never wanted to have sex with an airplane but I think it's cool how some people want to have sex with airplanes. I think the world is a richer and more colorful place for it.

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

Honestly humans should be able to deploy little parasitic creatures called “learnlets” to go learn new things, or discover hidden ideas, and then return in the evenings

You have to eat them for dinner or other evening meal to gain their knowledge okay

you can seek out and eat the learnlets of your enemies for the purposes of war

if someone asks me my fav show i literally cant answer with stranger things bc its not even my fav show the idea of it is my fav show

"I will not support a liar's pants, a liar's pants must burn". -Will Wood, The Things You've Done, Schlapp (June 2023, Golden Era)