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[ GREYSON CARTWRIGHT. 35. MALE. HE/HIM] is here! They’ve lived in Silver Lake for [ ON & OFF 10 YEARS ] and are originally from [ SANTA CRUZ, CA. ]. They are a [ EX NAVY SEAL MMA FIGHTER /SECURITY ] and in their downtime love [ WORKING OUT ] and [ RUNNING FROM HIS PROBLEMS ]. They look a lot like [ CAM GIGANDET ] and live [ ON REDCLIFF ST ]. (ooc: AY, 30, she/her, aest)

hi friends. i bring you this trash nugget. little king trash mouth, the trash king of santa cruz, dumpsterfire master.  I’m still fleshing him out but there are some details below; 

please be aware of triggers such as military mention, death, murder, fighting, violence, violence, violence, prison mention, and violence. 

N: I've been practicing this cool new thing called self-restraint, idk if you've ever heard of it before

N: still debating if it's worth all the trouble or not, but you'll be the first to know.

N: Really? Like literally the worst person in any room ever?? That kinda seems like a stretch ngl

N: youngin... are you trying to sound like someone's elderly father on purpose

N: TECHNICALLY I'm in my late twenties sooo

N: is your pick for the worst diner in all of SL the golden griddle?

N: cuz this news might really thrill you, but I always eat for free there. It's where I work.

G: it's not worth it. it's way better just being a terrible and impulsive person.

G: oh i love it. truly.

G: okay well before this gets into uncomfortable 'daddy' territory, let's change the subject.

G: sure, jan.

G: fuck I knew it. yes. it is. does that mean I have to take you elsewhere?

Cal: It's a truck? At least it doesn't have the stupid hips like the dual-wheel ones do. Fuck that.

Cal: You're about to feel real stupid when I show you how good I look in heels and leather.

Grey: hip things...

Grey:.............

N: Ok fair point. I guess there were already a few times when I was on the verge of slapping you tbh

N: At least you know that you can be annoying

N: self awareness is like the key to reflection & true happiness or something like that idk

N: fuck off I'm not THAT young

N: ..... but yeah idk Angela Anaconda, even after googling. Does this make me/ninny the villain?

N: bc if yes, I can dig it.

N: my insane requests are TBD

N: It's just more fun knowing how much I can get away with.

G: ... and you didn't because?

G: I'm the most self aware person. that's how I know I'm actually the worst person in any room at any given time.

G: and I'm at peace with it, and have embraced it.

G: you are young tho. Like I didn't know you were a youngin tbh

G: it won't stop me from throwing my bad attempts at flirtation at you constantly.

G: Example A: you can be whoever you wanna be, baby.

Cal: My truck was bought new and is in mint condition. Try again.

Cal: Present me a pair of platform leather thigh-highs in my size and I'll happily prove the point.

Cal: You're welcome.

Grey: yeah but... look at it

Cal: Get wax earplugs, then. They're cheap.

Cal: No the fuck I do not. My earphones are more expensive than your car. Dream on.

Cal: Probably because I have no faith in you as a writer at all. Spot on.

Cal: Think of better names. And for the record, I'd look incredibly hot in platform leather thigh-highs. I've got amazing thighs, they'd only be accentuated by the leather.

Cal: And my ass would slap like that.

Grey: ... no.

Grey: hey... you've seen your truck? let's not judge.

grey: well then.

N: ok I legit snorted reading that. 50 shades is hilarious

N: Did you really piss someone off to get that nickname?

N: I had a friend call me Ninny for about a week. that was horrific

N: Really? Like how impressionable tho

N: if I started making ridiculous requests, would you go along with them?

N: ** and not related to tie dye, I mean

G: Apparently you and a billion others also thought so.

G: you've met me, right? you have personally experienced how annoying I am?

G: of course I've pissed someone off to extreme measures.

G: did you ever watch that show called Angela Anaconda?

G: I think you should google the theme song because that reminded me of it.

G: nvm. you're probably way too young for that.

G: Maybe. I'm very impressionable.

“🇸​🇲​🇦​🇸​🇭​ 🇴​🇷​ 🇵​🇦​🇸​🇸​”

“What’a a Vulturine guineafowl?” Sloane asked, her brows knitting together as she searched her mind for an answer. Unfortunately, poultry wasn’t her strong suit. “Isn’t that something from Star Trek?” She shrugged. “Are you going to do shots with me or not? I’m bored.”

—

“star tre— no. it’s like an actual bird, native to eastern africa and shit. “ did star trek even have birds? “google it. they’re majestic as fuck. like a peacock, just not as basic.” he hummed before he leaned over the bar (getting sick of waiting and/or being ignored by the bartender) and helped himself to a bottle of water. “ you’re cute, but not worth me breaking my probation over, so uh— guess those two little shots there are all for you.”

N: Consider it done 🍆🍆

N: Ok ok, I guess if I was named Barry, I'd rather go by baz too.

N: Nicknames are fucked up sometimes idgi

N: Do you WANT to tie dye your entire life??

N: If I had more rubber bands we could probably make it happen, buuut idk if you could pull off full head-to-toe tie dye...

G: 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

G: would you? I think I might like to go as Bazza.

G: whats the worst nickname you've ever been given?

G: mine is fifty shades.

G: do I? I'm very impressionable, you should know this by now.

macky: at least you are open about it, that's something i admire.

macky: you did not

macky: DID YOU SING REALLY?

macky: let's not

macky: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS???? you sound so sure omg

macky: i mean not getting any injures is an option too, you might want to consider that..........

grey: when have i ever lied about singing?

grey: 🤠

grey: there are many things I am sure of in this life. Calvin harris being a switch is one them.

↳ @skateordie69: dude u ok ?? 

where: los globos  when: phes birthday party, sometime after midnight

“No, you’ve got to try this, it’s the shit.” She says, shoving a red coloured TheDova cherry daiquiri cocktail in front of the other, already buzzed off of the several she’s already drunk. “They should make this a permanent edition to the drinks list.” 

—

          he looked to the glass that had already be pushed towards him once before that evening before he shook his head ( just like he had the first time ) and pushed it back towards the woman. “ As much as I’d love to partake in a beverage that literally looks like something Kesha vomited up in 2010, I’m very close to never having to plan a date with my parole officer again so— I’m gonna give that a hard pass.”

WHO: Open

WHERE: Los Globos | Phe’s Birthday

Sloane rarely went out just for the sheer pleasure of it, but tonight was a party and after being invited, it’d be rude not to indulge in the fun. She didn’t necessarily know the birthday girl, but she’d found some company at the bar. After downing another shot, slightly tipsy, she turned to her drinking partner. “Woo! Lets go again!” She said, excitedly. “Unless you’re too chicken.”

—

          grey sent his eyes over the other, slight furrow across his brow at the woman called him the most basic of poultry. all he’d done was push his way to the front of the bar and now he seemed to be getting picked on? “ if you are going to call me any sort of poultry, you need to call me by my correct spirit fowl; the Vulturine guineafowl. I take offense to anything else.”