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genuinely if it becomes a film making trend to adapt 4chan/reddit posts into movies i think we should ban the moving image

you are a dog who loves to rap

Gay broke sober king 🤴

i keep getting this instagram ad for what i assume is a romantasy novel that begins w the phrase “imagine knowing your destiny in life…is to die” n it’s pissing me off SO BAD. everyone’s destiny in life is to die. that’s like. kind of the main one.

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

the sex movie

hi! language here! this could be called a porns

and what if his name were dwayne "the rot" johnson and he was covered in mold. what then

he could play withered maui, for starters

Let’s all actually do this