a summary of 2019 eurovision:
graham norton forced at gunpoint to pretend he likes the uk’s song
greece coming out full force for gay rights with BALLET SWORD WOMEN
everyone is uncomfortable at slovenia’s performance
san marino kidnapped pitbull and turned him into someone’s uncle
lots of songs about love and tolerance. if only we could love and tolerate fewer ballads
cyprus madonna is more interesting than actual madonna
the juries having terrible taste
everyone has to grudgingly admit australia’s song is actually really good
a refreshing lack of white dresses
more camp in a single performance than the entirety of the met gala
italy serving a big mahmood with ‘it hurts to be alive’
the gayest interval in eurovision history with conchita, verka… and madonna i guess