Bishwhet

leaving the kitchen before tasting your coffee is a whole new side of self-trust

Y'all soooooo annoying

“Do not be fucking gay” 😂😂 bitch I’m weak af

it says in the bible “do not be fucking gay”…….“im just playing i didn’t even write that shit” 💀

“God?” “Correct. Listen.” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Bless the internet

😂😂😂

“You know you sinned, boi. That’s all u did.” 😂😂😂😂

Me

i’m both of them

Emojis are Fine and all but fuck any site that automatically turns my :) into 😃 that shit AIN’T the same there’s fucking like. Connotations an’ shit

i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay

my least favorite vowel is o

mine is u

AHHHHHH LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

“n den what happened” im in love

“They got water” 😂😂

Lmfaoo she said “no”

Her little shocked expression for sea world 😍😍😍

I will really never get over the fact that real women actually fought for Flavor Flav. The only man in history who managed to look oily and dusty at the same time.