Some young child: *screaming outside* Me with no context: Girl me too

I just spit up water all over myself bitch

When he grabbed the countertop I screamed

a fine vintage

Take a fucking sip babes

I like how super cruel this fluid is

This is what “Boys Will Be Boys” should mean

That poor guy… has a snore like that AND was burned horribly by his friends???

SOUND ON

Oh you don’t want the blind open? Then I’m opening two, bitch. What you gonna do about it?

Grandpa in the Dashiki

hope everyone’s titties are out on this good thursday

“dream job” bitch i don’t have one i don’t dream about being employed i dream about living in a cottage making soap and painting titties. capitalism is a nightmare

Ah, the ‘ol scream and sleep.