bjyort

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

i was taking a picture of this to make a stupid post and my friend lola looked right at me and was like are you taking a photo of that for tumblr? and the cashier overheard and said you still use tumblr? with like audible judgement in their voice and now i feel really fucking humiliated

Carrie Liao - Alien visitor

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

Reworked.

it’s funny cuz it’s true

I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.