you’ve heard of ‘dark academia’, now its time for ‘light’ academia… wearing light linen sundresses in foreign countries, eating picnics and pastries in the afternoon sun while reading poetry and laughing with your friends, the burning passion and excitement when you finally make a breakthrough in your research, falling asleep in your lovers arms sunkissed and happy… everything is beautiful and hopeful and no one dies 

WHY AM I FUCKING ROARING WITH LAUGHTER AT THIS

No shade but some of y’all take that zodiac shit a little tooooo seriously :/

Y’all be like: I’m a fire sign™️ so that’s why I committed tax fraud

i’m fuckin dead

hey here’s a fact for all of my followers who follow me.  butter, ice cream, milk, and cheese all come to us from the same animal.  i cant remember which animal it is right now but i know for sure its the same one

Ill give you a hint, it moos

thanks yeah it’s the moose

damn….squidwards nose…thick…