B. J. Harddick

I can feel my precious childhood memories being paved over to form new neurons associated with hitting hunting rifle headshots in fortnite

out in public looking tortured

Pain = Fun

oohh it’s painful

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

the worst thing you can do is let this world steal your whimsy. protect your whimsy at all cost. don’t let these joyless doofuses steal your magic

lowkey youve been acting like a good boy lately bro

Won’t anyone love my small, insufficient penis

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die