idiots only! 💕

(trying to convince my buddies to go to the pub) it would probably be giving mother to go to the pub right now...

You’re in her dms I left her on read for 6 weeks because I’m emotionally incompetent

sick of living in a society that caters to and coddles morning people. if you're a morning person keep that to yourself, pervert

Tumblr isn't even a website to me it's like if my diary was a groupchat

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

did anybody else get the slut autism

It’s crazy when people are like “so disabled people should get assistance from the government for doing nothing?” my guy, disabled people are barely getting their needs met even with government assistance, you wanna take that from them too?

You think disabled people should work? Hire them, provide them with necessary accommodations. The system is set up for them to fail at every step.

she looked at my pussy like it was a bag of rice. ans her penis was a wet cell phone

dont talk to me til ive fucked my coffee

[single loud slosh followed by Tom & Jerry yell]