Ctrl+z, Please

Okay this is really important

yeah, I’m an art student. *slurps up acrylic paint out of it’s tube like it’s go-gurt.*

it’s been a while and it took me around 20 seconds to realize these aren’t the actual lines

i like elephant seals IN THEORY cos they look so goofy but every time i watch any documentary about them all they do is fuck and fight extremely graphically and disgustingly to the death so i’m deeply afraid of them

I just googled “why do elephant seals fight” and got a video of one bashing himself in slow, rhythmic, dead-eyed crashes against a truck only slightly larger than itself while said owner just stood to the side, a defeated, perplexed look on his face

me, as my laptop fan suddenly becomes louder: what is it?? what program?? who is doing this to you????

*opening task manager* Who do I need to kill?

hi wlecome to olive garden would you like olive or garden

This website is one big philosopher stone and we are all the different souls crying out at once to create confusing statements and posts.